The most random thread ever!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Major! Me Doctor Vho Fourz Doctor Zcarf juzt came in ze mail tva or zree dayz ago! Yay! *Doez an 'appy Weasel Dance, tripz o'er ze zcarf, an' favz in a tangled mezz*

  Don't strangle yourself with that scarf, Head!    (Did you ever hear the story behind why Four's scarf was super duper long?  I thought it was an interesting one.  )

Aye, ah did. Mozt intereztin'. Zomebeazt recognoized it vhen ah vaz in a bookztore ze ozer day taae. Ve're everyvhere! (Aye, ah'm vearin' it in public)

  Why wouldn't you?  If I had pocket space (gah!  Stupid women's pants that have fake/shallow pockets!  Curse you, fake/shallow pockets!), I'd totally carry my sonic screwdriver around everywhere.  Alas, I'm afraid I'd lose it, 'cause it falls out of my pockets all the time.

Aye, moight need zome Toime Lord pocketz zere, mate. On anozer note, ah vonder if zey 'ave a product caved "Zontaran Zunblock". Moight be intereztin'...

  Hrm, I dunno, I've heard that Sontaran Sunblock makes it kinda hard to breathe...  Something about how gassy it is. 

Aye...May'apz zome Dalek Dental Flozz zen...?

[Cornflower MM]

Hmm, perhaps.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

FLOZZ YER TEEZ VIZ NEV DALEK DENTAL FLOZZ! EXTERMINATE ZAT PLAQUE IN BETVIXT YER TEEZ! BUY IT NA'!!!

[Cornflower MM]

Umm,...I don't have any money on me!

[Wylder Treejumper]

But does it exterminate yer teeth as well?

[Russa Nodrey]

Kiraaaka!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Umm,...I don't have any money on me!

Zen NAY DALEK DENTAL FLOZZ FOR YE!!!

[Cornflower MM]

Ugh. How rude!

[Russa Nodrey]

DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delthion]

Being random is ludicrous.

[Rainshadow]

  YO HO HO!  BUCKANEERING YOU MUST GO!  SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE UP A MIND TO SIIIIIIIIIIIGN!

  Ugh, that song is so stinkin' hard to do.  Just imagine trying to get fifteen to twenty teens to form a straight line, link arms, and kick in sync.  IT'S HARD!  AND THEN WE HAVE TO GO AND HOLD THE LEG OF THE PERSON BESIDE US WHILST LIFTING OUR OWN FOR THE OTHER PERSON TO HOLD IT.  ALL THIS WHILE SINGING AND TRYING TO GET A DOMINO EFFECT ON THE LEG-HOLDING.  I HATE THAT SONG.

  Being a pirate is hard.

[Tam and Martin]

Lol! I love pirates!

[Rusvul]

Being random is lucrative.

[Tam and Martin]

^^^ Wow ^^^

[Rainshadow]

  IF YOU'D LIKE YOUR SHARE OF PLUNDER, IF YOU CARE FOR BLOOD AND THUNDER, SIMPLY STEP RIGHT UP AND SIGN THE DOTTED LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

  Being a pirate is stinkin' hard.  Kick lines, running across the stage, having to make it from downstage left to center stage and drop on your knees in just a few measures, and so many other stinkin' things that are so ridiculously hard!