The most random thread ever!!!

[Icefire]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! A DEATH-DEFYING BEAVER IS CHASING ME!!!!!
Also, Chico, California is being invaded by grilled cheese sandwiches bearing the mark of bulldozer aggression.

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!! My allies are finally doing something right!
I TOLD YOU THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES WERE A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

The only problem is, the Great Lord of Dominance in the Milkyway, Third Commandant of the Stove Army, has little intention of refuting invasion.
In fact, it can well be noted, and correctly I might add, that the stoves have taken a lessened liking to grilled cheese sandwiches in the last few weeks. Afterall, the sandwiches betrayed them at no cost to them and invaded their birth place of Chico. Now, it's only a matter of the sandwiches building their own flying bulldozers to fight death-defying b...
Wai...
RUN! They've arrived in my house!

[eualaia]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, A STOVE *gets flattened by a stove*

[Redwall Musician]

The beaver are at my house to. We're having a pre super bowl party, since Dfaksfan is going to be leaving to take over Japan tomorrow (hear that Lily, their coming!). And we have some awesome chips and dip.

*crash*

*bang*

*unidentified bubble noises*

So yeah, they tied me up and shot a hole in the wall with a stove. Never trust death defying beavers.

Ahhhh, and they took the dip..... And the chips!

[Lily]

What? Nooooo! I thought I was safe! *builds a fort out of my heated table and kendo gear*

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

THE BEAVERS ARE RECRUITING!!!

Wait, what does that mean?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Apparently they're after me 'cos I swam in the Mekong River yesterday...

[Redwall Musician]

The Death Defying beavers recruited the unicorns.

[Nightfire]

WHAT?!?! How could I have been betrayed by Preta and Asir?? THAT'S NOTY RIGHT!!! 



*attacks the DDBs*

[Icefire]

YES! Now we just need to get the Pegasi! - DDBA (Death Defying Beaver Ally)

[eualaia]

muffled yells from under stove*    THERES BALLISTIC CELERY DOWN  HERE GAHHHHHHHH

[Nightfire]

Well, then, my seriously cool carrots with kill the celery.

[Tiria Wildlough]

YAAAAAAAHHH! THERE'S A BALLISTIC CELERY STICK IN MY VIOLIN CASE!!!

[Icefire]

I feel the need for an evil laugh...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I love it when my side conquers!

[eualaia]

piece of ballistic celery hits me in face* GAHHHHHHH