The most random thread ever!!!

[The Skarzs]

Your tea is not safe.

[Lord Daskar]

It's poisoned.

[The Skarzs]

With salt water.

[Lord Daskar]

And troll spit.

[Hickory]

And troll spit.

AND DUMPSTER JUICE

[The Skarzs]

And troll spit.

Ha ha, no.

[Jukka the Sling]

THE REGULARS ARE OUT!

[Rainshadow]

  I finally put up official request info in my art thread, which makes me feel very accomplished because it took me close to an hour to do it.  (Though my brother constantly interrupting might have helped turn a simple task into an hour-long ordeal.)

[Lord Daskar]

And troll spit.

Ha ha, no.

Actually, yes. It's only a poison to froads though.

[Jukka the Sling]

HILARITY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS

[Today at 06:26:51 pm] Russa Nodrey: Lettuth leaf...

[Today at 06:29:30 pm] Russa Nodrey: RANDOM STORY TIME! Anyone can post a line!

[Today at 06:29:53 pm] Russa Nodrey: Once upon a time there lived a boy named Bob.

[Today at 06:30:14 pm] Sagetip: Bob was short kid who was picked on all the time

[Today at 06:31:03 pm] James Gryphon: Until one day, when he got tired and fed up and broke somebody's nose.

[Today at 06:32:02 pm] Russa Nodrey: Mean kids at his school were constantly beating him up and stealing his lunch money.

[Today at 06:32:15 pm] Russa Nodrey: Oh, wait.

[Today at 06:32:52 pm] Russa Nodrey: Ninja'd.

[Today at 06:32:58 pm] James Gryphon: ...yeah, bit of a juxtaposition there.

[Today at 06:33:22 pm] Russa Nodrey: Until one day, when he got tired and fed up and broke somebody's nose.

[Today at 06:33:28 pm] Russa Nodrey: Then...

[Today at 06:34:06 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob got in trouble.

[Today at 06:35:10 pm] James Gryphon: The principal, who was a paper-pushing bureaucrat, hadn't noticed anything that happened before that, so he blamed it all on Bob.

[Today at 06:36:14 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob was expelled from school and disowned by his parents.

[Today at 06:36:26 pm] James Gryphon: (...that's ridiculous.)

[Today at 06:36:46 pm] James Gryphon: But his school's coach, a former professional boxer, was very impressed.

[Today at 06:37:16 pm] Russa Nodrey: He adopted Bob.

[Today at 06:37:39 pm] James Gryphon: Bob trained every day for the next few years, and became a professional boxer himself.

[Today at 06:39:42 pm] Russa Nodrey: He made lots of money beating people up.

[Today at 06:39:43 pm] James Gryphon: He was billed as "Butcher Bob".

[Today at 06:40:14 pm] James Gryphon: One day, as Bob was walking down the street, he literally bumped into someone.

[Today at 06:40:52 pm] Russa Nodrey: It was his mother.

[Today at 06:41:25 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob recognized her but she didn't recognize him.

[Today at 06:42:56 pm] Lady Amber: His mother thought he was her long-lost cousin for some reason, and took him out for lunch.

[Today at 06:43:29 pm] Lady Amber: However, Bob thought she knew who he was.

[Today at 06:44:25 pm] James Gryphon: So he said, at the end of the meal, "If you think you can make it up to me by spending money, you got another think coming. I don't need your charity."

[Today at 06:45:07 pm] Russa Nodrey: He then broke her big, pointy nose.

[Today at 06:45:48 pm] James Gryphon: Unfortunately for Bob, there happened to be a TV reporter there, recording a segment on the diminishing quality of service in restaurants, who caught it all on camera.

[Today at 06:46:18 pm] Lady Amber: Bob was arrested.

[Today at 06:46:54 pm] Lady Amber: His mom (who's name was Bessie) was taken to a hospital.

[Today at 06:47:18 pm] James Gryphon: Meanwhile, Bob's manager was furious, but as Bob was by far his most successful client, he spent a good amount of money trying to cover it up.

[Today at 06:48:47 pm] Lady Amber: Unfortunately, the cover up didn't cover it up.

[Today at 06:48:47 pm] James Gryphon: Also, he met Bob's bail, and after ranting and raving at Bob, yelled "What were you thinking, stupid?!"

[Today at 06:49:45 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob broke his nose, too.

[Today at 06:50:06 pm] Lady Amber: He then planned his escape from prison.

[Today at 06:50:29 pm] James Gryphon: His manager, instead of being incapacitated, was simply ticked off (he was secretly a Mafiaso), and began plotting Bob's death.

[Today at 06:53:07 pm] Lady Amber: Oh, wait, he was bailed. Forget my other post.

[Today at 06:53:27 pm] James Gryphon: Okay.

[Today at 06:53:39 pm] Jukka the Sling: Then a person named Sally came along.

[Today at 06:53:57 pm] Lady Amber: Bob disliked her greatly.

[Today at 06:54:14 pm] James Gryphon: Sally was the wife of Quick Vinnie, Bob's manager's top Mafia lieutenant.

[Today at 06:54:36 pm] James Gryphon: Bob didn't know it, but Sally was there to kill him and claim self-defense.

[Today at 06:55:30 pm] Jukka the Sling: This was because Bob had inadvertently insulted her about five months prior.

[Today at 06:56:48 pm] Russa Nodrey: He said that all Mafia wives were fat and ugly.

[Today at 06:57:30 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, Bob was trying to storm out of the training facility, but Sally was standing in his way.

[Today at 06:57:47 pm] James Gryphon: So he said, "Woman, get out of my way".

[Today at 06:58:16 pm] Lady Amber: Sally kicked him in the nose.

[Today at 06:58:34 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob's nose was broken.

[Today at 06:58:39 pm] Jukka the Sling: Then Sally's husband, Quick Vinnie, came along.

[Today at 06:59:00 pm] Russa Nodrey: He and Bob started fighting.

[Today at 06:59:14 pm] Lady Amber: Guick Vinnie was drunk, so he didn't fight well.

[Today at 06:59:16 pm] James Gryphon: Unfortunately, while Bob was a good boxer, he knew nothing about street fighting.

[Today at 06:59:44 pm] James Gryphon: He also had a glass jaw, a glass nose, and glass pretty much everything else.

[Today at 07:00:01 pm] James Gryphon: (Bob had been very lucky to not let anybody punch him in his boxing matches.)

[Today at 07:00:46 pm] Russa Nodrey: Quick Vinnie beat up Bob and threw him off a cliff.

[Today at 07:00:51 pm] James Gryphon: So even though he wasn't up to par, Vinnie still took Bob down with one wild haymaker to the face.

[Today at 07:01:00 pm] James Gryphon: (Then the last sentence.)

[Today at 07:01:31 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob was dead.

[Today at 07:01:49 pm] Russa Nodrey: He had a big funeral.

[Today at 07:01:56 pm] Jukka the Sling: Sally did not attend.

[Today at 07:02:17 pm] Lady Amber: Vinnie didn't either.

[Today at 07:02:49 pm] Skyblade: And the world exploded. The end.

[Today at 07:02:54 pm] Jukka the Sling: Bob's mother, upon leaving the hospital, found out that it was her long-lost son she had taken to lunch.

[Today at 07:03:00 pm] Russa Nodrey: What a happy ending.

[Today at 07:03:05 pm] Jukka the Sling: She wept briny tears of repentance.

[Today at 07:03:12 pm] Jukka the Sling: But it was too late for poor Bob.

[Today at 07:03:17 pm] James Gryphon: ...for having taken him to lunch.

[Today at 07:03:46 pm] Lady Amber: He was buried with his favorite pare of boxing gloves.

[Today at 07:03:49 pm] Jukka the Sling: ...as well as disowning him...

[Today at 07:03:54 pm] Lady Amber: pair.

[Today at 07:04:33 pm] Lady Amber: Sally decided to go shoping.

[Today at 07:04:34 pm] Russa Nodrey: Bob's mom was so sad she ate to many cucumbers.

[Today at 07:04:50 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Too

[Today at 07:05:15 pm] James Gryphon: Meanwhile, one of the guys that had bullied Bob when he was in elementary school, and had since become a successful business tycoon, married his high school sweetheart, and had three kids, read about Bob's death in the newspaper.

[Today at 07:05:39 pm] James Gryphon: He said to his wife, "Huh, this kinda looks like that guy that I used to pick on in school".

[Today at 07:06:26 pm] Lady Amber: His wife recognized him.

[Today at 07:06:35 pm] Lady Amber: "That is the guy," she said.

[Today at 07:07:28 pm] Russa Nodrey: "What an idiot. You've gotta be crazy to pick a fight with Quick Vinnie!"

[Today at 07:08:21 pm] James Gryphon: "Yeah," her husband said. "Too bad though. He was young. Not even my age."

[Today at 07:08:35 pm] Jukka the Sling: The wife's name was Cornelia, by the way.

[Today at 07:09:04 pm] James Gryphon: He shrugged. "That's life, honey," Cornelia said. "Want some toast?"

[Today at 07:09:32 pm] Russa Nodrey: "Sure. Can you pass the jam?"

[Today at 07:09:51 pm] Lady Amber: She passed the jam and toast.

[Today at 07:09:52 pm] James Gryphon: She did. It was apricot jam.

[Today at 07:10:09 pm] James Gryphon: There wasn't much left, seeing that all of their three kids liked it so much.

[Today at 07:10:20 pm] Lady Amber: However, the toast was so hot it burned his hand badly.

[Today at 07:10:27 pm] Lady Amber: He screeched.

[Today at 07:10:45 pm] James Gryphon: ...and, without thinking, threw the toast. It hit Cornelia's face.

[Today at 07:10:45 pm] Lady Amber: And fainted.

[Today at 07:10:58 pm] Lady Amber: He then fainted.

[Today at 07:11:01 pm] James Gryphon: She screeched, and also fainted.

[Today at 07:11:13 pm] Russa Nodrey: Cornelia's face was badly burned.

[Today at 07:11:24 pm] Lady Amber: They lay there hor several hours.

[Today at 07:12:01 pm] Lady Amber: Their kids were playing board games upstairs, and didn't realize their parents were knocked out.

[Today at 07:12:26 pm] James Gryphon: After several hours, though, their oldest daughter, Gina, went down to get some grape juice.

[Today at 07:12:48 pm] Lady Amber: A pot fell on her head.

[Today at 07:12:50 pm] James Gryphon: By this time, the toast had cooled.

[Today at 07:13:07 pm] James Gryphon: She didn't screech, but fell to the ground, silently, knocked out.

[Today at 07:13:45 pm] Lady Amber: After another hour, her brother Robert came downstairs.

[Today at 07:14:05 pm] Russa Nodrey: He wanted ice cream.

[Today at 07:14:17 pm] Jukka the Sling: Cookie dough flavored.

[Today at 07:14:20 pm] James Gryphon: He also wanted grape juice, and was peeved that Gina was taking so long.

[Today at 07:14:21 pm] Lady Amber: With sprinkles.

[Today at 07:14:32 pm] Russa Nodrey: But he was allergic to dairy.

[Today at 07:14:50 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, he walked into the kitchen, somehow not seeing either his parents or sibling, muttering about girls not being timely.

[Today at 07:15:06 pm] James Gryphon: He managed to get all the way to the freezer to open it, but then...

[Today at 07:15:38 pm] Lady Amber: He slipped in a puddle of grape juice.

[Today at 07:15:42 pm] Russa Nodrey: A squirrel jumped out of the freezer and attacked him.

[Today at 07:16:00 pm] James Gryphon: He screeched and fainted.

[Today at 07:16:26 pm] James Gryphon: The other daughter, Olga, wondered what was taking both of her siblings so long. Unlike her siblings, she was smart.

[Today at 07:16:44 pm] James Gryphon: She had seen horror movies.

[Today at 07:16:53 pm] Lady Amber: She came downstairs.

[Today at 07:17:12 pm] James Gryphon: ...but only as far as the bottom of the stairs.

[Today at 07:17:13 pm] Russa Nodrey: ...armed with a baseball bat.

[Today at 07:17:34 pm] James Gryphon: She reached out, took the phone off of its hook, and called the police.

[Today at 07:17:38 pm] Russa Nodrey: She was afraid of robbers.

[Today at 07:17:56 pm] Jukka the Sling: ...and grape juice.

[Today at 07:17:57 pm] James Gryphon: After a few minutes, an officer knocked at the door.

[Today at 07:18:12 pm] Russa Nodrey: "Hello, is anybody her?"

[Today at 07:18:18 pm] James Gryphon: Olga was nearsighted, and had misplaced her glasses, so she didn't see any of her family members passed out in the kitchen.

[Today at 07:18:20 pm] Russa Nodrey: *e

[Today at 07:18:27 pm] Jukka the Sling: "NO!" Olga yelled, highly confused.

[Today at 07:18:36 pm] Lady Amber: Unfortunately, a frog attaked the guy.

[Today at 07:18:43 pm] Lady Amber: *c

[Today at 07:18:57 pm] James Gryphon: The police officer stomped on the frog and squished it.

[Today at 07:19:00 pm] Jukka the Sling: Just then, Olga heard a crash from upstairs.

[Today at 07:19:13 pm] James Gryphon: Then he said, "This is the police. We're answering a call from here."

[Today at 07:19:31 pm] Lady Amber: Olga wasn't listening, though.

[Today at 07:19:45 pm] Lady Amber: She was listening to the crash from upstairs.

[Today at 07:19:48 pm] Jukka the Sling: She was also nearheared.

[Today at 07:19:52 pm] Russa Nodrey: She was too busy preparing for zombies.

[Today at 07:20:07 pm] Russa Nodrey: Sh was a nutcase.

[Today at 07:20:13 pm] Russa Nodrey: *e

[Today at 07:20:19 pm] James Gryphon: So the police officer shrugged, and yelled to his mate in the squad car to get the ram.

[Today at 07:20:22 pm] Jukka the Sling: Because Robert had recently adopted a pet zombie, unbeknownst to his parents.

[Today at 07:20:36 pm] Russa Nodrey: Robert was also a nutcase.

[Today at 07:20:38 pm] James Gryphon: With one swing of the battering ram, they bashed the front door down.

[Today at 07:20:56 pm] Russa Nodrey: Olga ran at them with her baseball bat.

[Today at 07:21:12 pm] Russa Nodrey: She was ready to die to defend her family.

[Today at 07:21:31 pm] Lady Amber: A frog jumped on her.

[Today at 07:21:49 pm] Jukka the Sling: The frog was named Bart.

[Today at 07:21:53 pm] Russa Nodrey: She beat it to a pulp with her bat.

[Today at 07:21:57 pm] James Gryphon: So she screeched and fainted.

[Today at 07:22:11 pm] Jukka the Sling: Then the zombie meandered downstairs.

[Today at 07:22:12 pm] James Gryphon: (...after that.)

[Today at 07:22:14 pm] Russa Nodrey: The police were confused.

[Today at 07:22:24 pm] Lady Amber: And alarmed.

[Today at 07:22:26 pm] Jukka the Sling: The zombie was formerly the children's oldest sister, Esme.

[Today at 07:22:39 pm] James Gryphon: So they called for backup, from a SWAT team.

[Today at 07:22:39 pm] Russa Nodrey: Esme loved grape juice.

[Today at 07:22:44 pm] James Gryphon: "Bring the shotguns," the officer said.

[Today at 07:23:01 pm] Russa Nodrey: "And the torpedoes."

[Today at 07:23:07 pm] Jukka the Sling: The officer was plainly not overly fond of zombies.

[Today at 07:23:15 pm] James Gryphon: She was not actually a zombie, but she was dressed up as one, and being somewhat dimwitted, had forgotten that it was a costume.

[Today at 07:23:39 pm] Russa Nodrey: Esme went to the freezer to get some grape juice.

[Today at 07:23:58 pm] Lady Amber: She slipped on a puddle.

[Today at 07:24:03 pm] James Gryphon: She tripped over the unconscious form of her brother, Robert.

[Today at 07:24:21 pm] Russa Nodrey: She banged her head.

[Today at 07:24:35 pm] James Gryphon: Then she groaned and passed out.

[Today at 07:24:42 pm] Lady Amber: ...on a stool.

[Today at 07:24:59 pm] James Gryphon: After half an hour, the SWAT team arrived.

[Today at 07:25:08 pm] Russa Nodrey: She got head blood alll over her family's bodies.

[Today at 07:25:15 pm] James Gryphon: They brandished their shotguns and assault rifles, and cautiously entered the house.

[Today at 07:25:28 pm] Jukka the Sling: They were also armed with giant flySWATTers.

[Today at 07:25:35 pm] Russa Nodrey: They on a puddle of grape juice.

[Today at 07:25:41 pm] Russa Nodrey: *slipped

[Today at 07:26:02 pm] James Gryphon: The rear guard heard the ones in the front trip over something.

[Today at 07:26:07 pm] James Gryphon: They yelled, "It's a trap!"

[Today at 07:26:41 pm] Russa Nodrey: And promptly ran away.

[Today at 07:26:56 pm] James Gryphon: The SWAT team leader, who had wisely chosen to lead from behind, radioed in for backup.

[Today at 07:27:07 pm] James Gryphon: He suggested they send the National Guard.

[Today at 07:27:30 pm] Lady Amber: eanwhile, Esme woke up.

[Today at 07:27:32 pm] Russa Nodrey: Soon the entire army was at the front door.

[Today at 07:27:34 pm] Lady Amber: *M

[Today at 07:27:38 pm] James Gryphon: So, after an hour, three tanks rolled up to the house.

[Today at 07:28:04 pm] James Gryphon: She tripped over the bodies of her brother, the SWAT team members, and her parents, muttering, "Brains".

[Today at 07:28:07 pm] Russa Nodrey: They blasted it into oblivian.

[Today at 07:28:20 pm] James Gryphon: So everybody in the house died

[Today at 07:28:35 pm] Russa Nodrey: Except for Esme.

[Today at 07:28:53 pm] Lady Amber: Esme put on a hockey mask.

[Today at 07:28:54 pm] James Gryphon: She crawled out from under the wreckage and began slouching down the street.

[Today at 07:29:12 pm] James Gryphon: A news reporter was there, interviewing the Army commander about what had happened.

[Today at 07:29:27 pm] James Gryphon: He caught the strange figure lurching away on-camera.

[Today at 07:29:39 pm] Jukka the Sling: Esme soon found a chainsaw.

[Today at 07:29:49 pm] Russa Nodrey: And a hatchet.

[Today at 07:29:58 pm] Russa Nodrey: The hatchet was rusty.

[Today at 07:30:14 pm] Russa Nodrey: She named it The Rusty Hatchet.

[Today at 07:30:53 pm] Lady Amber: She hacked at the sidewalk with it.

[Today at 07:31:14 pm] James Gryphon: Unfortunately for her, she turned the chainsaw on by accident, screeched, and fainted.

[Today at 07:31:17 pm] Russa Nodrey: Soon The Rusty Hatchet broke.

[Today at 07:31:29 pm] Russa Nodrey: Esme died

[close]

[Jukka the Sling]

CONTINUING FROM THE LAST SPOILER

[Today at 07:30:53 pm] Lady Amber: She hacked at the sidewalk with it.

[Today at 07:31:14 pm] James Gryphon: Unfortunately for her, she turned the chainsaw on by accident, screeched, and fainted.

[Today at 07:31:17 pm] Russa Nodrey: Soon The Rusty Hatchet broke.

[Today at 07:31:29 pm] Russa Nodrey: Esme died.

[Today at 07:31:51 pm] Lady Amber: But the hockey mask lived on.

[Today at 07:31:52 pm] Russa Nodrey: ...of surprise.

[Today at 07:32:18 pm] Jukka the Sling: IS ANYONE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM?!

[Today at 07:32:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: Esme had died of surprise.

[Today at 07:32:51 pm] Lady Amber: The news reporter filmed her death.

[Today at 07:33:13 pm] Lady Amber: It was broadcasted on live TV.

[Today at 07:33:30 pm] James Gryphon: He won many prizes and awards for his work.

[Today at 07:34:03 pm] Russa Nodrey: He became rich and famous.

[Today at 07:34:25 pm] Russa Nodrey: ...All because of BOxer Bob

[Today at 07:34:43 pm] Russa Nodrey: *.

[Today at 07:34:59 pm] Lady Amber: He bought a yacht.

[Today at 07:35:12 pm] Lady Amber: And a new car.

[Today at 07:35:18 pm] Lady Amber: And a rocking chair.

[Today at 07:35:27 pm] Russa Nodrey: And a pretty, pink pony for his daughter.

[Today at 07:35:54 pm] Russa Nodrey: She was very happy.

[Today at 07:35:58 pm] Lady Amber: The daughter's name was Annabelle.

[Today at 07:36:24 pm] Russa Nodrey: Annebelle liked to read stories full of death and murder.

[Today at 07:36:41 pm] Russa Nodrey: ...She also like pretty, pink ponies.

[Today at 07:37:01 pm] Russa Nodrey: This was very strange.

[Today at 07:37:01 pm] Lady Amber: She named her pony Death and Murder.

[Today at 07:37:28 pm] Sagetip: ... Because everybody else killed themselves when they realized that they were not as cute as Death and Murder

[Today at 07:37:33 pm] Russa Nodrey: The pony had a baby horse which she named Murder and Death.

[Today at 07:38:31 pm] Jukka the Sling: Murder and Death was a peaceful, placid young pony.

[Today at 07:38:49 pm] Lady Amber: To make things simple, she nicknamed the older pony Death, and the younger on Murder.

[Today at 07:39:16 pm] Lady Amber: Although their actual names were Death and Murder, and Murder and Death.

[Today at 07:39:39 pm] Russa Nodrey:


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[Today at 07:40:19 pm] Sagetip: Of course, the horrendous photo of a pink horse made death and murder kill everyone else.

[Today at 07:40:44 pm] Russa Nodrey:


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[Today at 07:41:29 pm] Russa Nodrey: Death and Murder wanted to rule the world.

[Today at 07:41:31 pm] Lady Amber: Death decided to go on an adventure.

[Today at 07:42:57 pm] Jukka the Sling: So Death (the mother of Murder) went to the Galapagos Islands.

[Today at 07:43:12 pm] Lady Amber: To pick peanuts.

[Today at 07:43:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: She ruled these islands with an iron hoof.

[Today at 07:43:22 pm] Lady Amber: And cheries.

[Today at 07:43:30 pm] Lady Amber: *r

[Today at 07:44:49 pm] Jukka the Sling: Cheries are a peculiar variant of cherries.

[Today at 07:45:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: After picking 2,000 cherryies and an even larger amount of peanuts, she decided to move to London.

[Today at 07:45:52 pm] Lady Amber: Cheries made your tongue go blue.

[Today at 07:45:58 pm] Russa Nodrey: (Aaah! I left the "y" in cherries.)

[Today at 07:46:13 pm] James Gryphon: As Death and Murder had killed everyone else, London was a ghost town.

[Today at 07:46:27 pm] Russa Nodrey: Ghosts were everywhere.

[Today at 07:47:22 pm] Russa Nodrey: It was creepy.

[Today at 07:47:36 pm] Wylder Treejumper: FOOD

[Today at 07:47:49 pm] Lady Amber: Tumbleweeds also inhabited the town.

[Today at 07:47:51 pm] James Gryphon: Murder and Death, however, were unconcerned.

[Today at 07:48:03 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I like tumbleweed

[Today at 07:48:05 pm] James Gryphon: This meant they could use everything left in the city for free.

[Today at 07:48:31 pm] Lady Amber: They ate tumbleweeds for breakfast.

[Today at 07:48:31 pm] Jukka the Sling: The ghosts were fond of tumbleweed for some reason.

[Today at 07:48:33 pm] Wylder Treejumper: As opposed to having to pay in the currency of the underworld?

[Today at 07:48:35 pm] Lady Amber: And lunch.

[Today at 07:48:47 pm] Lady Amber: And dinner.

[Today at 07:48:59 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Yes. I am fond of lunch. And dinner. And breakfast!

[Today at 07:49:05 pm] James Gryphon: Shhh.

[Today at 07:49:17 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And secondses. Don't forget secondses!

[Today at 07:49:28 pm] Russa Nodrey: Hush, Wylder. It's story time.

[Today at 07:49:37 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Second breakfast, a'course.

[Today at 07:49:40 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, having eaten, Death and Murder trotted into a missile silo.

[Today at 07:49:59 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Which was mostly abandoned...

[Today at 07:50:17 pm] Wylder Treejumper: But mostly abandoned means partly occupied

[Today at 07:50:18 pm] Russa Nodrey: Except for some missiles.

[Today at 07:50:30 pm] Lady Amber: And grape juice.

[Today at 07:50:32 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Cat missiles!

[Today at 07:50:43 pm] Wylder Treejumper: They generate cats.

[Today at 07:50:47 pm] James Gryphon: Anyway, Murder tripped over the grape juice as she trotted in.

[Today at 07:50:49 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Vicious cats

[Today at 07:50:51 pm] Russa Nodrey: They screeched and fainted.

[Today at 07:51:18 pm] James Gryphon: This just so happened to sound the same as the missile silo's vocal launch code.

[Today at 07:51:18 pm] Jukka the Sling: The cats did.

[Today at 07:51:29 pm] Jukka the Sling: So the thing was vocally launched.

[Today at 07:51:33 pm] Wylder Treejumper: It's a CAT-ASTROPHE!

[Today at 07:51:37 pm] James Gryphon: All the missiles in the world were launched.

[Today at 07:51:45 pm] Wylder Treejumper: All the cat-missiles

[Today at 07:51:45 pm] Russa Nodrey: "Screeeeeech!!!", went the kitty cats.

[Today at 07:51:47 pm] Jukka the Sling: And the cats all blew up.

[Today at 07:51:57 pm] James Gryphon: ...along with everything else.

[Today at 07:52:06 pm] Wylder Treejumper: The End!

[Today at 07:52:09 pm] Jukka the Sling: So all life on earth ended.

[Today at 07:52:12 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I love happy endings...

[Today at 07:52:15 pm] Russa Nodrey: Except for Bob's grave.

[Today at 07:52:18 pm] Jukka the Sling: In a galazxy far, far away...

[Today at 07:52:26 pm] James Gryphon: ...on Planet Gamma 17, the Rimagog Exploration Council authorized a ship to launch to a far away solar system.

[Today at 07:52:28 pm] Lady Amber: And a nearby grocery store.

[Today at 07:52:34 pm] Russa Nodrey: A cow had five children.

[Today at 07:52:35 pm] Jukka the Sling: ...there was a peanut salesman

[Today at 07:52:44 pm] Lady Amber: Who ate cows.

[Today at 07:52:44 pm] James Gryphon: ...and people kept talking past each other.

[Today at 07:52:44 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And the pig jumped over the sun!

[Today at 07:53:08 pm] James Gryphon: Interruption was considered the highest form of praise in this alien culture.

[Today at 07:53:11 pm] Russa Nodrey: The kitten screeched to see such fun.

[Today at 07:53:16 pm] James Gryphon: So everybody did it.

[Today at 07:53:19 pm] James Gryphon: All of the time.

[Today at 07:53:25 pm] Jukka the Sling: The peanut salesman was on the ship with the Exploration Council.

[Today at 07:53:37 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Hey-diddle diddle, the cat was a fiddle

[Today at 07:53:42 pm] Jukka the Sling: And a pot ran away with a knife.

[Today at 07:53:52 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And the dish was actually a spoon

[Today at 07:54:06 pm] Russa Nodrey: And THE COW and HER CHILDREN.

[Today at 07:54:12 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And the bowl was a plate in disguise

[Today at 07:54:25 pm] Jukka the Sling: ...were with the Exploration Council (the cow family was).

[Today at 07:54:26 pm] James Gryphon: The End.

[Today at 07:54:38 pm] Jukka the Sling: The disguised plate didn't think it was the end.

[Today at 07:54:40 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Claps*

[Today at 07:54:51 pm] James Gryphon: But its opinion didn't count.

[Today at 07:54:56 pm] Lady Amber: Start over!

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[The Skarzs]

What on earth you guys?

[Jukka the Sling]

Didn't you think it was hilarious?!

[Wylder Treejumper]

Yes!

[The Skarzs]

Didn't you think it was hilarious?!

More strange and off the wall. Not my taste of hilarity. Kind of makes me go "Umm. . . Okee. What?"