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Started by Icefire, July 04, 2011, 04:53:18 PM

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Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Cornflower MM


Banya

I have to share these hilarious things.  Firstly, go to loser.com.  See what happens.  Secondly, go to trumpdonald.org.  Click anywhere.  See what happens. :D
   

Lord Daskar

We were at someone's house and she showed us trumpdonald.org, never seen her laugh like that.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Lady Ashenwyte

Does it say Donald Drumpf when it's loading or Donald Trump?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lord Daskar

How to know when you have too many tornadoes in your area.
1. Watch the weather since there might be Severe Weather.
2. Wait till the Weather Person starts talking about what will be dangerous.
3. Notice that she lists hail and heavy rain before saying there might be a tornado.
4. Realize that she said "Possibly some Tornadoes" as if she almost forgot to say it.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jetthebinturong

LADY MIDNIGHT COMES OUT TOMORROW! TOMORROW! AND YOU CAN BET YOUR CABOOSES I PREORDERED THAT SUCKER!
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Lord Daskar

When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jetthebinturong

Lady Midnight is the first book in the next Shadowhunter Chronicles trilogy, The Dark Artifices, and it sounds like it's going to be the best Shadowhunter series yet. Not to knock TMI, TID, TBC or TSA, as those are all awesome but TDA interests me so much.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Lord Daskar

Your abbreviations make no sense to me.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jetthebinturong

The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, The Bane Chronicles and Tales from Shadowhunter Academy.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Delthion

The Spanish Inquisition lasted until the Mid 19th century. When the French took the last city where it was based.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#6717
Quote from: Delthion on March 07, 2016, 08:35:58 PM
The Spanish Inquisition lasted until the Mid 19th century. When the French took the last city where it was based.

The Imperial Inquisition started when the Horus HERESY was taking place.

EDIT: "There might be quite a few of those Mister President." Secretary Rice was carrying a mass of message flimsies. "We're getting messages from other countries right now. First one is from Mr. George Yong-Boon Yeo, Minister of Foreign Affairs in Singapore. Apparently a demon landed there, carrying a demand for Singapore's submission."

"What did he do?"

"Nothing Sir. The demon's demand was wrapped up in some sort of parchment and he dropped it on landing. Littering is a serious offense in Singapore Sir, and the Singapore police riddled the demon with bullets and then beat it to death. Anyway, Mr. Yeo says that Singapore's going to fight and they'd appreciate our help."

What even is this.  :D
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lord Daskar

There's the storm, just barely out of the Tornado Watch.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jetthebinturong

LADY MIDNIGHT JUST CAME! Time to see how Emma, Jules and the rest of the Blackthorns have grown.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan