The most random thread ever!!!

[Tam and Martin]

 

[Maudie]

Guys, I just drank this sparkling blood orange juice from the health food store. It was soooo good. It tasted like angel tears and the laughter of Apollo mixed with unicorn blood.

*is drooling.*

[Rainshadow]

  I have to learn how to drive now.  This is mildly disturbing news.  But at least I have a pretty neat wallet now!

[The Skarzs]

It tasted like angel tears and the laughter of Apollo mixed with unicorn blood.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It tasted like angel tears and the laughter of Apollo mixed with unicorn blood.

My favourite flavour.

[Maudie]

My song mockeries.

DISCLAIMER: This is all in good fun. I listen to some of these songs, and I'm just doing this for fun. I don't hate (some of) these songs. And I'm not saying you have bad taste if you like them.

No. 1!

If I got locked away
And we lost it all today...
Tell me honestly...
Would you still love me the same?
If I showed you my flaws
If I couldn't be strong
Tell me honestly
Would you still love me the same?

"Hey babe, I'm going to jail. I've got 5-10. Uh, will you put your love life on hold until I get out? Thanks babe, I appreciate it."

Don't quote me on this, but generally if you're going to jail you've done something pretty bad. "Yeah, I'm a convicted criminal. Chicks love that sort of stuff, right?"

Yeeeaaaahhhhh...NO.

Next!

Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know, oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know, oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful, oh oh,
That's what makes you beautiful

All the teenage girls when this came out: "Aaaaw, that's sooooo sweet!"

Look, girls. The song clearly says "You're insecure and I think that's hot."

'Nuff said.

I can see the end as it begins
My one condition is


Say you'll remember me
[...]
Even if it's just in your
Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh,
Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohh.

[...]
Someday when you leave me
I bet these memories
Follow you around

There are so many things wrong with this song. SO MANY. But we're just going to look at this part...

YOU SEE THE END AS IT BEGINS? Why are you even dating this guy if the relationship is going nowhere? (Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to know) "Someday when you leave me"?!?!? Uuuh, please tell me I am not the only one that is deeply disturbed by the lyrics to this song. And not even just these lyrics.

And why would he break up with you if you were his wildest dream?

Yeah, I'm going to end this rant before I break something.



We can't have an awful songs compilation without some JB!

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before

*If I were your boyfriend. (Yeah, I did steal this criticism )

At least he used the right "your".

Ok, done!

[Tam and Martin]

OMG!!! 

[Maudie]

Marten? TAM YOU TRIGGERED THE CENSOR OMYGOSH!!!! WAHT DID YOU SAY?

[Tam and Martin]

I was trying to say OMG!

[Maudie]

Oh, okay. xD

[Tam and Martin]

No, Not marten, OMG

[Maudie]

marten!

[Tam and Martin]

AH!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[Tam and Martin]

I was trying to use the abbreviation for 'Oh my gosh'

[Maudie]

Aaaaah. xD