The most random thread ever!!!

[Eulaliaaa!]

Do you know what the world needs?

Orbital bombardment.

... By cowbells.

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[Lord Daskar]

Why would you chew any kind of glue?

I don't know.

[Hickory]

[Tam and Martin]

 

[The Skarzs]

Always that one kid. . .

[Søren]

@Groddil Christopher Walken's cowbell, Peyton Manning's day teaching children how to play football, "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER" and anything with Stafon. Those are the best things of SNL.

[Banya]

I LOVE STEFON!!!!

[Søren]

[Groddil]

@Soren Christopher Walken's cowbell, Peyton Manning's day teaching children how to play football, "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER" and anything with Stafon. Those are the best things of SNL.

I'm referencing something else.

[Maudie]

My younger sister just walked into the room and said "Some people say 'Go home, Sam.' I say 'Go eat Sam.'"

I...I...I don't know about that kid...

[Lord Daskar]

Perhaps she needs a new nickname.

Peri

peri                 V      6 1 PRES ACTIVE  IMP 2 S   
pereo, perire, perivi(ii), peritus  V   [XXXAX] 
die, pass away; be ruined, be destroyed; go to waste;

[LT Sandpaw]

Hey caterpillar,
Such a pretty caterpillar.
I know your gonna be,
A beautiful butterfly someday.
I don't know if that's gonna happen,
Because...
I have decided.

TO FEED YOU TO THE FIRE ANTS!
THE FIRE ANTS!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP ON THEIR HILL!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP NOW!
FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIAAAARE YEEEEAAAH!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIAAAHE!

Hey there little birdy,
You are so sweet.
I love you little birdy,
I love it when you tweet, tweet, tweet.
And you know that I love it when you sing.
But I see,
That you have a broken wing...

SO I'M GONNA FEED YOU TO THE FIRE ANTS!
THE FIRE AaaAANTS!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT UP ON THEIR HILL!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP NOW!
FIRE FIRE FIAAAAARE YEEEEAAAAH!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Izeroth]

Hey caterpillar,
Such a pretty caterpillar.
I know your gonna be,
A beautiful butterfly someday.
I don't know if that's gonna happen,
Because...
I have decided.

TO FEED YOU TO THE FIRE ANTS!
THE FIRE ANTS!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP ON THEIR HILL!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP NOW!
FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIAAAARE YEEEEAAAH!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIAAAHE!

Hey there little birdy,
You are so sweet.
I love you little birdy,
I love it when you tweet, tweet, tweet.
And you know that I love it when you sing.
But I see,
That you have a broken wing...

SO I'M GONNA FEED YOU TO THE FIRE ANTS!
THE FIRE AaaAANTS!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT UP ON THEIR HILL!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP NOW!
FIRE FIRE FIAAAAARE YEEEEAAAAH!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's horrible. If you're going to feed innocent, helpless creatures to insects, you should do it with native species and not invasive fire ants.

[Lord Daskar]

Hey caterpillar,
Such a pretty caterpillar.
I know your gonna be,
A beautiful butterfly someday.
I don't know if that's gonna happen,
Because...
I have decided.

TO FEED YOU TO THE FIRE ANTS!
THE FIRE ANTS!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP ON THEIR HILL!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP NOW!
FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIAAAARE YEEEEAAAH!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIAAAHE!

Hey there little birdy,
You are so sweet.
I love you little birdy,
I love it when you tweet, tweet, tweet.
And you know that I love it when you sing.
But I see,
That you have a broken wing...

SO I'M GONNA FEED YOU TO THE FIRE ANTS!
THE FIRE AaaAANTS!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT UP ON THEIR HILL!
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU UP NOW!
FIRE FIRE FIAAAAARE YEEEEAAAAH!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's horrible. If you're going to feed innocent, helpless creatures to insects, you should do it with native species and not invasive fire ants.

He's fattening them so they'll be slower when he steps on them.

[Maudie]

How many nuns would a set of nunchucks chuck if a set of nunchucks could chuck nuns?