The most random thread ever!!!

[Lord Daskar]

I really should start reading again. . . . . After the reunion after camp.

Does anyone else have dents in their skull from getting doors slammed into their head, or is it just me?

I have a dent in my head from a glass table.

[Delthion]

Why is Bing Crosby in Knives and Ivory?

That's Spades Slick's Crosbytop - a laptop in the shape of Bing Crosby. How he got it is a whole story in and of itself, but he decided to keep it for the novelty value of having a laptop depicting an unknown alien creature.

Ah! That makes...well very little sense but okay!

[Hickory]

I just found a Kazoo kid remix.

[Jetthebinturong]

Guess what else I'm going to critique which I have no business critiquing? POKÉMON SHINIES! Starting with the original nine starters.

001-Bulbasaur

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Bulbasaur's shiny is really cool in my opinion. I'm a sucker for green, and Bulbasaur's design just works well with a green colour scheme.

002-Ivysaur

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As with Bulbasaur, the green and gold colour scheme really suits Ivysaur's design (which, incidentally, is my favourite out of this line).

003-Venasaur

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Venasaur will always look really ugly, but I think it works better in this shade of green.

004-Charmander

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I think Charmander looks even cuter in yellow than it does in orange.

005-Charmeleon

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I dunno. There's just something about Charmeleon that fits the yellow colour scheme so well. Maybe because Charmeleon acts like it's better than everyone so it gets a royal dip in gold?

006-Charizard

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Black Charizard is, of course, awesome.

007-Squirtle

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It's alright, but I think the original colours work better.

008-Wartortle

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Same with this one.

009-Blastoise

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I don't think the pastel purple works well with it's design.

No I will not be doing the 3D models as they are horrific mockeries with muted colours.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Spoiler

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[James Gryphon]

So!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Kobolds!

[Jetthebinturong]

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were drowning and you only had time to save one of them, what kind of sandwich would you make?

[Hickory]

Ham, American cheese, miracle whip, and peppers.

[Cornflower MM]

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were drowning and you only had time to save one of them, what kind of sandwich would you make?

HAHAHA GOOD ONE! (You know, my mom saw a picture of an obituary. . . . A lady decided suicide was a better option that choosing either Hillary or Trump.)

[Jetthebinturong]

I can't take credit. Someone asked Russell Howard (English comedian) that question on Stand-Up Central, except with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

[The Skarzs]

HAH!

[Delthion]

I knew a man of Double deed
Who sold his garden full of seed
When the seed began to grow
'twas like a garden full of snow
When the snow began to fall
Like birds it 'twas upon the wall
When the birds began to fly
'twas like a shipwreck in the sky
And when the sky began to crack
'twas like a stick upon my back
And when my back began to smart
'twas like a penknife in my heart
And when my heart began to bleed
Then I was dead and dead indeed.

[The Skarzs]

Indeed.

[Delthion]

Mary the money
She's gettin' so funny
She won't be left out on St. Patricks day
She's faring the brass
For to buy a donkey, but using a name that the forum's filter will not allow.
Would you bring her to mass on a Sunday!

Frosty weather
Snowy weather
When the wind blows
We all go together
Frosty weather
Snowy weather
When the wind blows
We all go together