The most random thread ever!!!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I ARE SCARED.

A BOY WANTS TO ASK ME OUT.

I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.

SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Bring matchsticks and a flamethrower.

[The Skarzs]

I think you mean matchsticks and some hair spray. Much more discreet.

[Maudie]

On Sunday I found a broken iPhone 5 on the side of the road, so I put it in my pocket and took it home to dissect. 

[Eulaliaaa!]

Why can I so easily see you in a dark basement, hunched over a table with an iPhone, a blowtorch in one hand and a hammer in the other as you cackle maniacally?

[Wylder Treejumper]

Nah, that's more like me, just with needlenose pliers and superglue in addition to the blowtorch.

[The Skarzs]

I'd be this guy.

(That's not actually me, that's Sam Salvati from Baltimore Knife and Sword. And, yes, that is a flaming sword.)

[Hickory]

There's usually a jet of flame coating the blade.

[The Skarzs]

Well, you didn't have to take a screenshot of one of the most hilarious faces ever. And that sword is literally shooting flames. In real life.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

On Sunday I found a broken iPhone 5 on the side of the road, so I put it in my pocket and took it home to dissect. 

There's a story on r/nosleep about that. It also involves a date, so if I were you I'd be concerned.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Has anyone seen Gilmore Girls? Cause they're bringing that show back and I used to love it

[Cornflower MM]

@Cornflower MM I saw the new one as soon as it came out. While probably the truest of his most recent videos, the kind that make you say AMEN, it's also by far the raunchiest.

@Søren: Mmm, yeah, I guess it is.

I did finish it.

@Jet the binturong: Cool!

[Søren]

I think I'd like to host the next Mafia game using @Skyblade's suggestions.

[Skyblade]

That's great, Søren! You could even start it now, I think. Presidential Mafia is close to ending.

[Delthion]

I ARE SCARED.

A BOY WANTS TO ASK ME OUT.

I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.

SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Bring matchsticks and a flamethrower.

You could use the imaginary thing and name it Del.

[Jukka the Sling]

Oh, and to save on buying scuba gear and a gas mask, just wear a burqa instead.