The most random thread ever!!!

[SpiderMonkey]

Hello, I am here to bring you the sad news that Spider has passed on.  I am the person who will be organizing his funeral.

Sorry for the loss of your friend,

Spider
Whoops, I can't tell a lie.

[Rusvul]

 *administers death muffin cure swiftly* sadly it tastes like brussel sprouts mixed with floodwater.. mixed with snot... i assure you, completely sanitary.

[UNKN0WN]

what was that about killing the administrators !?!?

[Rainshadow]

  What?  No!  Spider just ate a Chocolate Muffin of Death!



  Ah!  Don't speak the name!  If you do, it shall appear!

[UNKN0WN]

Chocolate Muffin of Death?

[Rainshadow]

  Do not eat it or ye shall die!

[SpiderMonkey]

I've already had 7, I must be immune or something.

[Rainshadow]

  Either that or you're dead.    Are you a ghost?!?!?!

[SpiderMonkey]

Hmm... I should probably test it. *hand passes straight through body* I guess I am. Go figure.

[Rainshadow]

  AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  *Runs screaming into the sunset*

[SpiderMonkey]

Being a ghost is fun!  I've been enjoying passing through walls instead of using doors.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

lol, that makes me think of a part in Megamind...
Megamind: *pats Metroman's cheeks* Are you a ghost?

XD

Mmm, the muffin of death looks quite good. Such a deadly weapon!
Instructions:
Throw muffins at foebest, foebeast becomes tempted, foebeast eats, foebeast dies. Sit back and laugh.
See? Easy.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

  AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  *Runs screaming into the sunset*

Don't get burnt by the sun!

[Rainshadow]

  Whatever you do, don't be tempted into eating it!  Do not eat the Chocolate Muffins of Death!



 AH!  DON'T SAY THE NAME OR ELSE IT WILL COME TO THE PAGE!!!

[SpiderMonkey]

Yum!  As I am a ghost, death is no longer a problem.