The most random thread ever!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The Buddy Bears are annoyin'.

(If ye dinnae ken wot ah'm talkin' aboat, look them up. They're from the Show Garfield and Friends)

[Hálig]

I can't eat chocolate.

[Redwall Musician]

I can't eat chocolate.

Poor you.

[Nightfire]

Waaaaa!!!!!!                     

[Skalrag of Marshank]

I can't eat chocolate.

O...M...G...How do you live?!

[DanielofRedwall]

NO CHOCOLATE?!!! 

[Matthias720]

No chocolate.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

*Faints from shock*

[Nightfire]

*Gasps, then falls over backwards into a pit.*

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Uhhhhhhh...Nightfire, you O.K.?

[Nightfire]

"No! I'm dead, can't you tell?" She snapped at him, tying a rope to her arrow and then firing it from her bow. It peirced a huge block of chocolate, and she used the line to reel it in to her. Then she started eating it, offering a peice to Skalrag.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Why, thank-you, don't mind if I do...

[Nightfire]

She chortles, passing out chocolate for everyone. "And yes, I know, I'm an awesome Mercenary Squirrelqueen from the North, so I should be acting all proper an' awesome instead o' like a naughty dibbun. I DON'T CARE!" She continues chortling, and starts doin some target practice on watermelons with her longbow.

[Martha Braebuck]

<(0.o)>  <----------Kerby is random

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.