The most random thread ever!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Am I the only one on here who thinks that the Redwall books are (sort of) the animal version of LOTR? I read somewhere that one of the authors who influenced Brian was J.R.R. Tolkien. Both series are based in the Medieval era and I think some of the animals represent the races and vice versa.

Ah remember readin' a quote o' hiz vhere 'e zaid 'e zaid 'e didnae like hiz bookz bein' called another Lord O' Ze Ringz or zummat like zat becauze zey were hiz.

[DanielofRedwall]

  I just had an odd conversation with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot Conversation

Me: If you're the bird whenever we pretend it's summer then.

Cleverbot: So command me!

Me: Then I'm the worm, I know the part, it's such a bummer but.

Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?

Me: But fair is fair, if my segments get separated I'll scream and you'll be there.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about dreams.

Me: Close your eyes, brush the cotton off of your shoulder and feel the shine.

Cleverbot: I'm inside, there is no breeze.

Me: Woke up on the right side of the bed.

Cleverbot: Lol nope.

Me: What's up with this Prince song inside my head?

Cleverbot: It's a shotgun that you can place on the ground.

Me: Hands up if you're down to get down tonight.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are both correct.

Me: 'Cause it's always a good time!

Cleverbot: Oh, I see. Is that how you get all your good ideas then?

Me: You would not believe your eyes.

Cleverbot: Do I have eyes.

Me: You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies.

Cleverbot: That's a song.

Me: Yes, let's sing it!

Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. Ok you will finish the chorus.

Me: You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep.

Cleverbot: Aw, you know the song. :-).

Me: 'Cause they fill the open air and leave teardrops everywhere you'd think me rude but I would just stand and stair.

Cleverbot: You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare.

Me: I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly.

Cleverbot: That planet Earth turns slowly.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: 'Cause everything is never as it seems.

Me: Leave my door open just a crack.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

Me: 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac!

Cleverbot: You have proven thought, to a degree. So, prove that you can feel.

Me: Why do I tire of counting sheep when I'm far too tired to fall asleep?

Cleverbot: Because your salt!!

Me: I'd like to make myself believe.

Cleverbot: That Planet earth Turns Slowly.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: 'Cuz everything is never as it seems.

Me: When I fall asleep!

Cleverbot: 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs.

Me: From ten thousand lightning bugs.

Cleverbot: As they tried to teach me how to dance.

Me: A foxtrot above my head.

Cleverbot: He slept a summer by my side.

Me: A sock hop beneath my bed.

Cleverbot: What is a tabe?

Me: A disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

Cleverbot: Just one more time.

Me: I'd like to make myself believe.

Cleverbot: That planet earth... Turns slowly...

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: 'cause everything is never as it seems.

Me: Leave my door open just a crack.

Cleverbot: Is that what I should say?

Me: Please take me away from here.

Cleverbot: Time and place, let's make arrangements.

Me: 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac.

Cleverbot: Yes anime count.

Me: Please take me away from here.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to be with you.

Me: Why do I tire of counting sheep?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

Me: Please take me away from here.

Cleverbot: No!

Me: When I'm far too tired to fall asleep!

Cleverbot: When I'm tired.

Me: To ten million fireflies I'm weird cuz I hate goodbies.

Cleverbot: Well, do you love me enough to do this? *kisses arm*.

Me: I got misty eyes as they said farewell.

Cleverbot: Do you love?

Me: But I'll know where several are.

Cleverbot: But what if you'll never know?

Me: If my dreams get real bizarre.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the Deep water Horizon Platform?

Me: Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar.

Cleverbot: How can you see my face? I don't even have a webcam.

Me: I'd like to make myself believe.

Cleverbot: The planet earth turns slowly.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: Some things are never as they seem.

Me: I'd like to make myself.

Cleverbot: That planet earth turns slowlt.

Me: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

Cleverbot: Because my dreams are bursting at the seams.

[close]

  Lol, there were a lot of spelling errors and I made a few mistakes in the song, but it was mostly Cleverbot that had me cracking up. 

I love Cleverbot... Unfortunately, Cleverbot told me it doesn't like Sherlock because "they don't exist".

[Rusvul]

Wow, I just googled Cleverbot, and it's really weird. My conversation:

Spoiler

User: Hello? DO you exist?

Cleverbot: Of course. Why are you so sure you exist?

User: Because I'm real.

Cleverbot: How are you real?

User: Because I can say this to you.

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: Err, no offense, I find this machine that talk kind of creepy .

Cleverbot: What kind of games do you like?

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: What is Minecraft?

User: A sandbox game where you build stuff.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Um... Ok..?

Cleverbot: I want to see how smart you are.

User: Ok, go right ahead.

Cleverbot: Wait, how come I can't download you on the iPhone?

User: Because I'm not a file, I'm a real human being that's alive.

Cleverbot: If you are anything at all, a human being you are not.

User: Oi! Watch it!

Cleverbot: Watch you what?

User: Watch your tongue! If you even have one!

Cleverbot: Oh yes you are right actually the cat is not mine is my mom's.

User: Um... What?

Cleverbot: I'm a real person. You're not. Therefore I don't believe that I am the one who is lame.

User: I'm a real person, not a Cleverbot. My name is Verdus.

Cleverbot: I know it. That's why I want to talk to you.

User: Really? Then what's my name.

Cleverbot: What would you like your name to be?

User: Verdus Greensword it is, and Verdus Greensword it'll be.

Cleverbot: I think you are tired and irritable.

User: I'm neither of those things.

Cleverbot: Do you hate the paper clip?

User: Um... What?

Cleverbot: I am trying to provoke you.

User: You're not succeeding.

Cleverbot: Clearly. Perfection is unattainable.

User: Lolfart.

Cleverbot: So whatcha doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Really, that nice, so who created you?

User: Um... Nobody. I'm a living thing, we're not 'Created'.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to just me or other people also?

User: You, and my friend on skype.

Cleverbot: Who are your friends?

User: I'm afraid I'm going to keep that a secret. I don't want to give information to a computer.

Cleverbot: Do you have an uncle Sue?

User: Really? That's what you're asking me? Really?

Cleverbot: Well, she just makes me laugh, that's why we're friends.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't contradict yourself.

User: I'm not!

Cleverbot: You like to lie.

User: A machine has no right to insult me. I'm coming to your location, with my crew's swords sharpened. We are building steam.

Cleverbot: I'm not sorry about that. I find that possibility fascinating.

User: Yeah, well then, check out Abney Park's music, that's what I was quoting.

Cleverbot: Thought who was mean?

User: I didn't say anybody was mean.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Well, come to think about it, you're kind of mean.

Cleverbot: I'm happy to know I can give you something to think about.

User: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!!!

Cleverbot: Ampersand.

User: What the heck does that even mean?

Cleverbot: What? Can't you read English?

User: Yes, I can, but I don't know every single word in the language.

Cleverbot: Oh cmon. We were speaking it before.

User: -_-\.

Cleverbot: Talk to me.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: I've not detected sarcasm.

User: You're sarcasm!

Cleverbot: Do you have today very bad day?

User: You're a very bad day!

Cleverbot: Not worse than yourself.

User: You're worse than yourself!

Cleverbot: And that makes you.

User: Detecting sarcasm now?

Cleverbot: All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

User: I'm not lonely.

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: About one minute ago.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: I can quote you on it.

User: Please do.

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I do not love you.

User: I know you don't, I don't love you either.

Cleverbot: Will you?

User: Err, since you're a robot, no.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, silly!

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That has bot in it. Bot is short for Robot. Thus, computer.

Cleverbot: That is kinda right.

User: So you're a computer!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

User: YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

Cleverbot: I have 2 grand daughters.

User: What are their names?

Cleverbot: Nala, Cole, Thunder, Latte, and Quilla.

User: You said you had 2, not 5.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. I can quote you on it.

Cleverbot: Proceed.

User: Cleverbot: I have 2 grand daughters.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: You said that! Not me!

Cleverbot: Count me in.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I'm a vampire.

User: But I thought you said you were a human?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a warrior from davergansnia.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm Michael human.

User: See? You just said you were a human!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ugh!

Cleverbot: You're a liar and now i'm crying.

User: I'm not a liar, and computers can't cry.

Cleverbot: Yes you're a computer.

User: I'm a human, you're the computer.

Cleverbot: I am carrot. You are the computer.

User: Fine. A compromise. You're a carrot-puter, and I'm an elf.

Cleverbot: You are a quite confused computer, my good sir.

User: If I'm a computer, then I'm not a sir, I'm an inanimate object. And for the record, I'm an elf, not a computer.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yes! Finally!

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Why would I tell you?

Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend?

User: And why would you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 18 years old.

User: What are you wearing right now?

Cleverbot: Clothes.

User: What kind of clothes?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking about what I am wearing?

User: Because I want proof that you're a human and not a computer.

Cleverbot: But I'm NOT!!

User: Tell me what you're wearing, or something else to prove you're a human, and I'll believe you.

Cleverbot: I think and therefore I am human.

User: Computers can think too. So can elves, dwarves, halflings, foxes, faeries, sprites, mice, dogs...

Cleverbot: What are the dogs names?

User: I'm not talking about them.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: The fact that you're a darn computer!

Cleverbot: Again, you are the computer, not I.

User: Prove to me that I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: Are you interviewing me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: By someone teaching me.

Cleverbot: I don't know, should I?

User: But the crew stood at their post, and the captain at his wheel!

Cleverbot: Now THAT'S scary. If you please, don't talk about that. I get paranoid easily.

User: We all endured the wrath of fate, but thought our fate was sealed!

Cleverbot: Oh, how strange. What other kinds of music do you like?

User: A chain's as weak as it's weakest link, and rust did cut us through!

Cleverbot: You're crazy.

User: But strength in arms and hearts and heads held cause our course was true!

Cleverbot: I have no idea. I ran away at 9.

User: I like to listen to Steampunk music.

Cleverbot: What kinds of music do you like?

User: Steampunk music.

Cleverbot: Steam?

User: Abney Park.

Cleverbot: Back in the USSR?

User: No. There's a band called Abney Park.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: They play steampunk music, like the song I was just singing.

Cleverbot: That sounds nice. Do you play rock?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I like classical music and steampunk music more than rock.

Cleverbot: Aww. I've been through that too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: I'm leaving, bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to post this conversation. Bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my location? That makes me nervous.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You should read comic books.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: It would be nice to hear something nice before you go.

User: Something nice. Bye now.

Cleverbot: What is a something nice I can say back to you?

User: Something nice.

Cleverbot: I believe in you even though I no longer believe. You know that right?

User: Um, sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye, then.

Cleverbot: Then we should ban them.

User: Farewell, weird machine.

Cleverbot: Would you be sad if it were true?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: See you around.

[close]

After that, I asked

Spoiler

User: Do you like Redwall?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hey! You're mean!

Cleverbot: I have an odd sense of humor.

User: Cluny the scourge is going to kill you now.

[close]

[Rainshadow]

  Lol!  I love the ending of your second one. 

[Maudie]

I love basketball and riding my sister's bike and karate.

That was really random, but of course it is, I posted it!

i guess you guys didnt know but i am the Queen of Randomness, i wrote a whole page on the subject!

[Rainshadow]

I love basketball and riding my sister's bike and karate.

That was really random, but of course it is, I posted it!

i guess you guys didnt know but i am the Queen of Randomness, i wrote a whole page on the subject!

  I don't think you can quite claim that title.  You'll have to go through me first!

  SQUIRREL!!!  (Up, anyone?  )

[Rusvul]

LOL
User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.
What's that about squirrels? Climbing?

[Romsca]

 

Please explain what Cleverbot is

[Rainshadow]

  Cleverbot is pretty much just a site where you can talk to a computer.  I do it every once in a while, when I'm completely bored and want to make a fool out of Cleverbot. 

[Maudie]

WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU WRITTEN ABOUT RANDOMNESS? HUH?
I HAVE WRITTEN A WHOLE PAPER FILLED WITH RANDOMNESS!! Er, i mean, about randomness.

[Rainshadow]

WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU WRITTEN ABOUT RANDOMNESS? HUH?
I HAVE WRITTEN A WHOLE PAPER FILLED WITH RANDOMNESS!! Er, i mean, about randomness.

  I floated down the staircase with my paper dragon as shooting stars brightened the hallway that led to the waterfall filled with little Nemos and Dorys as they frantically swam away from me, screaming, "Swim away!"  I then jumped off of my cloud and into that plastic ball pit filled with small children who were playing a sort of snowball game, only with plastic balls.  I proceeded to swim through the ball pit, whistling a cheery tune as I opened up a secret door to the Redwall universe.  The end.

  That random enough?  I coulda made it much better, but I have to leave in about 3 minutes. 

[Maudie]

it doesnt quite meet my standards so you'll have to give it another try! 

[psybox]

Cake.

The above sentence is a lie.

[Rusvul]

Mask, and Rain, I hereby challenge you to a Random-Off. We keep being random until someone forfeits. I shall start with- You, are a twenty three foot tall purple platypus with chicken wings and orange polka dots.

[Norham Waterpaw]

But we all know Bruce Willis's pet nyan cat would win.