The most random thread ever!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

"Look boz vayz before crozzin' yer teacher."

[Leatho Shellhound]

hahahhahahahhhhha ha

[Rusvul]

Random? Okay, random. I just had a terrible dream that came out of nowhere. It was a hunger-games sort of thing, where I was put in a ring with a whole bunch of other people. There were two people who I was sort of teaming with. Everybody got knocked out or something, maybe killed, idk, I wasn't really a part of it. And then this (Extremely cocky) guy tried to kill me with a piece of strangely bendy sheet metal. I ended up having to wrap him in it, pin him to the ground... and throttle him. Even though it was just a dream, I feel terrible.

[rachel25]

yikes   

[Tam and Martin]

Why the frogs?

[PrimroseWarrior]

That cartoon is disturbing.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might have accidentally "lost.". What the strag will think is that any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Me tovel iz in ze tovelz clozet.

[PrimroseWarrior]

Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!
~Gods last words to his people.

[DanielofRedwall]

No no no it is "So long, and thanks for all the fish" and it is from dolphins. God's final message is "We apologise for the inconvenience".

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

[Rainshadow]

  I get to play this in band:

  First clarinet!    Hear the long high note at 0:53?  I get to play that note.  I'm like the only person that gets to do that.  So exciting!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!
~Gods last words to his people.

ACH, ZPOILERZ!!!!! NAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah'm ztill on Zo Long, An' Zankz For Av Ze Fizh! AAAAAAAACH...............

[The Shade]

Suddenly, in the middle of this great speech...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might have accidentally "lost.". What the strag will think is that any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Me tovel iz in ze tovelz clozet.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

An' quietly zome chapz ztarted tae zin'...

[The Shade]

Nooo! The owner has not made that video available on mobiles! This is terrible!

[Rainshadow]

  I'm eating chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce... yum...