The most random thread ever!!!

[LT Sandpaw]

"What laws?"

[Izeroth]

"What laws?"

The laws of physics might be a good place to start.

[Russa Nodrey]

They're a police force that thinks Soren's presidency actually means something and have appointed themselves to uphold the "laws" or whatever.

Oookay.

"Freeze! We have you completely surrounded. Come out with your hands in the air. This is the F.P.D."

*Freezes*

[Vilu Daskar]

*Vilu and ten Searats pull out machine guns and gun down police.*

[Jukka the Sling]

Del and MHERA?!?!?!?!  Odd.

[Mhera]

Del and MHERA?!?!?!?!  Odd.

It's all kinds of wrong. Deljukka is a much better match, don't you think?

[The Skarzs]

[Søren]

I've been binge watching Longmire. Kinda. I've wanted to binge, but haven't. It's only been an episode or two a day.

[Vilu Daskar]

Del and MHERA?!?!?!?!  Odd.

Well that was random.

[Søren]

NO!!!!!!! THE STEVE JOBS MOVIE COMING OUT IS RATED R! NO!!! *cries everywhere*
Someone hold me.

[Vilu Daskar]

*Slaps Soren* "Get a hold of yourself."

[LT Sandpaw]

The newest blockbuster featuring Daniel Unknown playing as Steve Jobs who sits in his lab and builds phones... The. Whole. Movie.

*Crazy Battle Music plays in the background*

Follow the harrowing story. Of frustrating scientific developments. A decreased social life. And Steve Jobs thinking. Which is the story behind the worlds most popular invention since bread and butter.

Steve Jobs and Apple, The Movie. (Which is really illuminati)

Rated R.

[Søren]

I know! *cries*
It's rated R, for of all things, LANGUAGE! That's the easiest thing to write OUT of a story! Euphemisms people!!

[Banya]

Out of nothing but burning curiosity, why are you lamenting its R rating?  Why's that important?

[LT Sandpaw]

While its not a problem for the older people, you have to be eighteen to see a R rated movie in theaters.