The most random thread ever!!!

[LT Sandpaw]

I don't have one of those.

Well that would explain a lot. 

[The Skarzs]

He has only the back of his head, apparently.

[Ashleg]

I have an entire head, just no face. It's because when the aliens came down, they took it.

[LT Sandpaw]

The aliens! I should have known. We must ready ourselves for the inevitable face-preservation campaign against the alien hordes. Ashleg,  as the tragic martyr of this ensuing conflict it is up to you to ensure our faces remain attached to our heads. You must propagand your terrible fate to our once great enemies and now future allies the guests! You are our only hope!

[The Skarzs]

I have an entire head, just no face. It's because when the aliens came down, they took it.

But then you still have a face, even if it is a skull.

[Ashleg]

I do not have a face on my skull! It is flat bone! Sand--arrest The Skarzs at ONCE, for HE is quite visibly one of the alien menaces!

[The Skarzs]

Then it is still a face. Just a face with nothing on it.

[Lady Amber]

But if there's nothing there, then he has no face.

[The Skarzs]

Still sort of a face.
Like this.

Faceless. Still facing something. So it has a face.

[Lady Amber]

Mm, true.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

[Krantor the Brutal]

I HAVE RETURNED!!!!

Sorry for not coming on lately. I've been busy.

[Rosie Willowwater]

YAY!!

I missed you!

[Krantor the Brutal]

Missed you guys too. I wager that in my absence, all has been well with you?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Decently good, yes. You?