The most random thread ever!!!

[Hickory]

(...I've always wondered what'll be running through my head when I go insane, and I think this story sums it up pretty nicely.)

[The Skarzs]

Yeah. . .

[Ashleg]

"There's an old pig living next door.  I don't really like him, he's very grumpy.  You can have him."

Twippa gave Rondaldad a large, bloody knife.

"You'll have to kill him yourself though."

"Me?" Rondaldad said. He stared down at his 1912's vest with red stripes and pocketwatch and got a little sad. "I just got this dry-cleaned at the mall yesterday. But if I have to," he said. "Show me how to get in his house."

[Chipster of Noonvale]

Twippa guided Rondaldad to the pig's house.  With a kick of her tail, she knocked the door off its hinges.
"That old grouch never bothered to have it fixed."
"THAT ### WIND WRECK THE ### DOOR AGAIN!"
"That's him.  Good luck!  And you can keep the knife."
With that, Twippa walked back to her store.

[Ashleg]

All the profanity! Rondaldad thought, creeping forward with the knife in his claw.
Maybe he was doing something good by getting rid of this pig.

[The Skarzs]

And thus, they all died. The end.

[Delthion]

DISREGARD SKARZS' BLASPHEMOUS POST!

[Chipster of Noonvale]

The pig, holding an ancient-looking smartphone, walked down the stairs, but stopped halfway down.
"Who the ### are you?  Get out of my house, you ###!"

[The Skarzs]

An . . . Ancient-looking. . . Smartphone. . .
That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one.

[Ashleg]

The pig, holding an ancient-looking smartphone, walked down the stairs, but stopped halfway down.
"Who the ### are you?  Get out of my house, you ###!"

"Your smartphone is older than my grandma's dad!" Shouted Rondaldad, lunging at the pig with the knife and stabbing him in the arm.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

The pig remained motionless.  All he was able to say was "ouch!"

[Delthion]

At which point the pig unleashed such a stream of profanity that Rodandaldad fainted.

[Ashleg]

Scusi mi, no powerplaying Rondaldad.

[Delthion]

What? I didn't think I was powerplaying, I am not roleplaying as any person in particular. Just the group. I thought this was more like endless story.

[Cornflower MM]

The sign says "Gerard Way".

...

I need that sign. Thats just perfect.