Favorite Quotes

[Sebias of Redwall]

"We have nothing if not belief." - Reepicheep, Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

Oooh! That's a good one.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. But I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." -Heavy, from TF2

[Captain Wortshire]

"Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr." - Pyro, TF2

[Scott McLamok]

 "Look around. We're one and the same. Same heart, same blood." – Fives The Clone Wars

[Thanquol]

"You lizards need to learn I'm a lot scarier than you are."

-Boss

[Sebias of Redwall]

"I thought I'd have to die before I'd have that dance again."
"No need for drastic measures."
"For you, my dear, anything." - How To Train Your Dragon 2.

[Booklover]

Basically any Princess Bride (book or film) quote, including (but not limited to):

Spoiler

"When I was your age, television was called books."

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

"As you wish."

"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?"

"Why do you wear a mask and hood?"
"I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply. "They're terribly comfortable."

"This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it."

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

"You mock my pain! Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is obviously selling something!"

"I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which is why I'm still alive."

"You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly."

"I could give you my word as a Spaniard," Inigo said.
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many Spaniards."

"Look. (Grown-ups skip this paragraph) I'm not about to tell you this book has a tragic ending. I already said in the very first line how it was my favorite in all the world. But there's a lot of bad stuff coming. "

"I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

[close]

Some are book, some film, and I know I've missed some iconic ones. But if I did all of them, I'd probably be sued for copying the entire book and most of the film.

[Sebias of Redwall]

"It takes more than a little fire to kill me." - Stoic the Vast, httyd.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

"Fools!Do they think they can scare us with their battle cries?" Ungatt Trunn did not even deign to look at the shrunken fox. "No, they don't mean to scare us, but they're letting us know that they aren't scared either. That's called courage, Groddil, but you wouldn't understand it. If those hares were enough in numbers to match us one to one, then I'd be scared."

- Lord Brocktree

[Thanquol]

"'Good, good! Dat's what I want, a good story. Because I am going to tell you a good story. An' I want you to take it wiv ya, and I want you to tell all da uvver 'umies out dere who the biggest and meanest and bestest goblin in the world is, you got dat? And if you don't do it in pretty words den I'll come and eat your liver while you watches, got dat?"

—Skarsnik

[Corporal Rubbadub]

A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day."  "An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!-  Aragorn (at this part of the movie, I'm usually jumping out of where ever I'm sitting)

[Corporal Rubbadub]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take- Wayne Gretzky

[Thanquol]

"What the gods gifted to me can be gifted to another. I will not be the one mind in a race of blunt, witless animals."

—Throgg, King of the Trolls

[Captain Wortshire]

"Why do you wear a mask and hood?"
"I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply. "They're terribly comfortable."

[One-Eye the wildcat]

"Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr." - Pyro, TF2

"Zen Ze patient voke up vis his whole skeleton missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! Zat's how I lost my medical liscense..."

~Medic, TF2