Favorite Quotes

[Ungatt Trunn]

  That reminds me of a quote from a friend...

  "Never say never unless you're using it to say 'Never say never', then you may say never."

So true

[SandyB]

"... and then onto the Hollywood freeway into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak in the freak kingdom." - Hunter S Thompson

[AnnaofRedwall]

"the king is having a party for his pet bear!"
"don't you mean MOOSE-bear?"
nope... it says bear."
"surely you mean SKUNK-bear."
"no"
"gopher-bear?"
"mole-bear?"
"nope, the article says just bear."
"this place is WEIRD."
~avatar


"A GIANT MUSHROOM! maybe it's FRIENDLY!"
~Sokka
"No, Momo, SHUH! sleepy-time."
~Sokka

[Maudie]

The King is dead, long live the King! -Old English saying.

[W0NWILL]

Follow that guy. Ther's an extra hundred in it for you, if you follow him so close that you run him over.

They say you can judge a man by the company he keeps. So here is the professor's oldest friend, a grotesque, stinking lobster.

~Bender

[singing] Cigars are evil, you won't miss' em! / We'll find ways to simulate that smell! / What a sorry fella, / Rolled up and smoked like a donnetella, / Here on Level One of Robot Hell.

~Robot Devil

[Rainshadow]

  This is probably one of my favourite quotes from Merlin:

  "If you value your head, use it."  ~  Gaius

  That was just a portion of the whole line, but I was afraid I might give away spoilers.  Plus, that was the hilarious part of it.    Gaius talking to Merlin is almost always hilarious. 

[AnnaofRedwall]

"That's  the spirit! I actually had no idea what I was even saying."
"No, what you were saying made no sense at all."

Sokka: "My first girlfriend died and got turned into the moon"
Zuko(totally not surprised): "that's harsh, man."

[AnnaofRedwall]

Oh! Oh! We knows! Shut up!
i didn't say anything
i wasn't talking to you

[AnnaofRedwall]

it's Katara, and she is NOT lame!!!!!!!!!!!! she is one of the world coolest waterbenders... she is awesome, so don't insult her


"I don't want to be superman because i don't want to where red underwear." ~my little brother

" If life gives you melons.... you may have dyslexia."

[AnnaofRedwall]

Yeah, I love Toph and Suki, Katarra is soooo lame compared to them.
But my favorite character was Sokka, definately Sokka.

hey!!!!!!! Katara is so cool!  SHE can WATERBEND!... they are a ll equally cool

[Rainshadow]

  Please don't post multiple times in a row.  If you want to say something extra, there's a shiny 'Modify' button at the top right corner of your post, next to the 'Quote' button. 

  "For Owl City, it's time to tour, get sunburned, sleep in the van, play golf on my cell phone, eat pizza without any sauce, get made fun of by tough guys in tough trucks, walk around Wal-Mart at 4 AM and forget to take the gas hose out of the tank before driving off into the sunset." - Adam Young

  I like that so much for the last bit.  The part about driving off into the sunset with the gas hose still attached. 

[Maudie]

If it ever turns out that Sharpies cause cancer, I'm totally doomed.

And in a movie, the characters should never acknowledge that anything is or isn't like a movie. It always wrecks the illusion of reality.

Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.

(I sometimes think myself out of being happy, but every now and then I'll catch myself and fix it)

My daughter stopped looking for portals to other worlds because "you usually find them by accident and end up in trouble and almost die."

^^All of those were from Brandon Mull.

[Ungatt Trunn]

"Life is like a car in a field next to a cow with blue spots in the Cascades. How is life like this? I have no idea!"~ Myself

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.
King of Swamp Castle: How?
Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.
[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and singing, "He's going to tell, he's going to tell!"]
King of Swamp Castle: Not like that, not like that! No! Stop it! Nooo!

Zome 'ilariouz quotez from Monty Python An' Ze Holy Grail.

[Ungatt Trunn]

"Something big is going to happen..." ~This has been said several times!