Favorite Quotes

[Dotti Dillworthy]

"Two things cannot be in one place. Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow."
~Frances Hodgson Burnett

[Maudie]

The comment quieted the room, like a sudden shout of "Who wants extra bacon?" at a bar mitzvah.

I love David's analogies. 

[Hickory]

YOU READ THAT SERIES TOO!1!!!1

YAAAS

And when Jet reads it, that'll make three of us.

"It's like a potatoe in a minefield."

[Maudie]

*potato.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

"My mom said i can't have any blood until I finish my kidney" - Miniwargamer Steve.

[LT Sandpaw]

"My mom said i can't have any blood until I finish my kidney" - Miniwargamer Steve.

Those poor families, they can't afford firewood to cook their family goat.

[Hickory]

Another Calamity quote:

"Barf. The world is ruled by deific beings who can do stuff like melt buildings into puddles of acid, and all people can think of to do with their phones is take pictures of their pets and try to figure out how to get laid."

"Of course it is. What, you think projectors that magically render near-three-dimensional imagers on irregular surfaces, without causing shadows from the people inside, are NATURAL?"

"Damn, I miss the Internet. You could always find people doing stupid stuff on the Internet."

-All from Dean Knighthawk


"They're about as accurate as a blind man [sable]ing during an earthquake."

-Megan, alias Firefight

[Dotti Dillworthy]

"You will know who I am when you forget my name."
~Jim Paredes, Humming in My Universe

[Perifaen]

"Sometimes in life, you feel the weight of the world. It can push you down and make you fear it. It can cause stress and pain but in those moments, remember all that you have done in your life, and what great things you can do in the future. The feeling of burden may not subside, but the fire you carry in your heart will burn stronger than ever when you live through it. Never let anyone... or anything... steal your flame."

~Andy Biersack

[Groddil]

"In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses; a slave obeys. You think you have memories: a farm, a family, an airplane, a crash, and then this place. Was there really a family? Did that airplane crash, or was it hijacked? Forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life until activated by a simple phrase from their kindly master? Was a man sent to kill, or a slave? A man chooses; a slave obeys."

-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock.

[Jetthebinturong]

Is that Mr. Would-You-Kindly? Sounds like something he would say. (No I haven't played the game.)

[Groddil]

Is that Mr. Would-You-Kindly? Sounds like something he would say. (No I haven't played the game.)

You're thinking of Atlas.

"There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary."

- Christopher Walken

[Feles]

"This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?"~ GLAD0S

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."~ GMan

[Maudie]

"Always remember, you're unique. Just like everybody else." -My dad. I think he stole it though.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

"Has he not a rogue's face? [...] Has a damn'd Tyburn-face, without the benefit of the clergy."
~William Congreve, Love For Love