Ridiculous typos

[Tiria Wildlough]

Have you ever seen a really funny typo somewhere? Feel free to post it here.

[DanielofRedwall]

Does Engrish count as typos?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
I LOVE Engrish!! I have it bookmarked on my browser!

[Tiria Wildlough]

OK, I'll start us off.
I live in Cambodia, where there are a lot of silly typos. For example...
conflak milk=cornflakes and milk.
air-conditional room=air-conditioned room
You can also tgo to www.engrish.com for lots of silly typos. Some of tem are a bit grown up, but most of them are OK. 

[Matthias720]

I work in a computer center, and I've heard some pretty funny stuff. For example, instead of asking for help putting a file on her thumb drive, this lady asked for help putting a file on her thumb nail. XD

[Tiria Wildlough]

Hahaha! That's a good one!
I have a few more:
Freshly grinded coffee.
Shoutthe door.
Let me know if you have any good ones.

[DanielofRedwall]

Fried needles.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Cripsy noodles.
Quest house. (Guest house)

[Cornflower MM]

I work in a computer center, and I've heard some pretty funny stuff. For example, instead of asking for help putting a file on her thumb drive, this lady asked for help putting a file on her thumb nail. XD

That one is awesome!

[Rainshadow]

  This isn't as much of a typo as it is me just saying it wrong, but one time I called my friend Brnana instead of Breanna.  It's now my favourite nickname for her. 

[The Skarzs]

Like "Banana".

There's whole videos on youtube of mis-text bouts; I feel like looking them up.
EDIT: Warning, though: some of them are kind of. . . dirty.

[Leatho Shellhound]

A girl meant to write "Hey Hans" to me but the autocorrect wrote "Hey hun"......

[Delthion]

HAHAHA!!!

[Eulaliaaa!]

Now that is what I would call an awkward moment.

[CaptainRocktree]

Priceless  .