The Manly Thread

[Verdauga]

*Closes lid on oil container with  other hand(paw[claw{Phalangenal hub}]) and takes it away from Kade.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Uruk-hai torch)

[Kade Rivok]

*Grabs a power drill and begins drilling parts of the car.*  Yeah, definitely need a hole here.

[Verdauga]

*Whacks Kade over the head with a pipe wrench.*
Goodness!

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins sanding down the tread on the tires.*  Look how bumpy this is!  I'm sure it'll be a much smoother ride after I'm through.  Verdauga will be so happy.

[Verdauga]

*Almost whacks Kade again.*
*Stops mid-swing.*
Actually, I was going to replace those anyway. There is one thing you could do for me though.....

[Kade Rivok]

Hold on, lemme finish with these tires....

[Verdauga]

Could you do this, though? It's kinda important.

[lass of something much]

*Oil is spilt over Verdie's hands/paws/claws and the world watches as the torch falls on it in slow motion*

BOOOOOM!!!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, shaking him thoroughly* You leave my husband and his car alone AND DON'T EVER INSULT HIS MUSCLES AGAIN!!! *looks at Verdauga* Should I give the same treatment to Kade, dearest?

[lass of something much]

*pokes Teer* ach, let 'im go, he's not worth your time.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I suggest you don't say that again.

[Kade Rivok]

*grabs Sebias and holds him upside down, shaking him thoroughly* You leave my husband and his car alone AND DON'T EVER INSULT HIS MUSCLES AGAIN!!! *looks at Verdauga* Should I give the same treatment to Kade, dearest?

I didn't insult Verdauga.  Besides, I'm helping him.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*growls at Kade* Help him in the way he asks you to help him. Otherwise, leave him alone.

[Kade Rivok]

He said what I'm doing is good!  *Continues sanding down the tread on the tires.*