The Manly Thread

[rachel25]

(stupid auto-corrector one day, one day I'll kill you! With my Swiss army knife in fact!)

[Rusvul]

Sooo... you type 'Swish' more than you type 'Swiss?' What exactly does that entail?

[The Skarzs]

Swwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssshhhhhhhhhhh.

[rachel25]

 

[Lady Amber]

*Takes over thread*

[The Skarzs]

By handing out knives, we are making this thread more boyish, so you can do nothing! NOTHING!

[Wylder Treejumper]

Forget knives!

*Draws paladin's sword*

In the name of the Order of the North Star, I command you to yield or die!

[BlueRose]

*ties a ribbon on paladin's sword* Aww, how cute!

[Rusvul]

*Inspects sword* What a low quality blade for a paladin. It's a chronically unstable palladium alloy! Why do people make sword like that! Gah! Here, have this sword. It's called Ashbringer, and it's a 7/3, if I'm not mistaken.

[The Skarzs]

Paladinium.

[Rusvul]

Pfft whatever. It's still unstable. And the Ashbringer is still better. I mean, whatsisface, Tirion Fordring, he has it as his deathrattle. And he's a divine shield taunt!

[The Skarzs]

No, I just made up a new metal specifically for paladins: Paladinium.

[Rusvul]

Noo. Palladium is an actual metal. It's a transition metal on the Periodic Table, marked as 'Pd,' and with an atomic number of 46.

[The Skarzs]

I know that. Look at the two words: Palladium | Paladinium.

I made up the second one.

[Rusvul]

Yes, yes, minor differences. Irrelevant ones. Relevancy is irrelevant. Now let me go ponder the irrelevancy of this post.