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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#945
September 12, 2019, 02:37:28 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 12, 2019, 01:40:27 AM
*Steps on soapbox behind podium*
Friends! Forum members! Fans of Redwall! Lend me your eyes! For too long have we allowed these topics to spiral into pointlessness! The inherent cause is the members themselves! I admit that I too, have fallen into this trap! This is because we let ourselves be reminded of something witty, cheesy or otherwise humorous. This cannot be avoided; nay: should we constrain our sense of humor? Would that not dull our imagination? 'Tis a fact! Let us mention our 'references', our 'witticisms', and our 'jokes'. However! Let us also exercise restraint! Though we may laugh, and though we come here to converse, let us converse on the afore mentioned topic! Do you also vow?

Avroight, reztraint, toime fer zome excercize! Firzt 20 Puzh-upz, zen ten 10-Mile lapz, folloved by 80 intenze Pull-upz, und zen 50 Crunchez!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#946
September 12, 2019, 03:11:19 AM
*Flexes muscles.* *Rubs beard.* *Steps out of my truck onto the back of a wild bison.* No. MAN.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Tungro

#947
September 12, 2019, 01:45:04 PM Last Edit: September 12, 2019, 02:44:33 PM by Tungro
*Stokes mustache  *Cracks knuckles
Not a problem.
*Gets off motorcycle
Let do this!
*Mounts alligator

One-Eye the wildcat

#948
September 12, 2019, 02:24:52 PM
*pulls out an AK*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

#949
September 12, 2019, 02:49:17 PM
I don't need an AK. I am already a weapon of mass destruction.

The Skarzs

#950
September 12, 2019, 02:55:12 PM
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Verdauga

#951
September 12, 2019, 03:46:35 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2019, 02:55:12 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 12, 2019, 02:24:52 PM
*pulls out an AK*
Nice peashooter.
*pulls out AR-15*
this is a peashooter. That is an assault rifle.
*Pulls out M-1 Garand*
This is a battle rifle.
*Pulls out M-82 A1*
This is SHEER DOOM!!!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#952
September 12, 2019, 03:56:24 PM
Do you think I'm stupid enough to use a Normal AK?!?!

*pats ak* This baby s a modified AK! Converted to anti  tank rounds, an ACOG scope, and a flash hider. It can also go semi-auto if needed, rather than being full auto allte time.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#953
September 12, 2019, 05:37:05 PM
One-Eye, do you realize the girth of antitank cartridges? Their operating pressures? Their power? Their length? You don't have a modified AK; you have a custom-built Dragunov.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#954
September 12, 2019, 06:08:14 PM
Yes.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#955
September 12, 2019, 06:30:47 PM
*strokes peach fuzz beard* *Thumps chest* *roars*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#956
September 12, 2019, 07:28:59 PM
You're an orangutan.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Verdauga

#958
September 12, 2019, 10:06:54 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2019, 06:30:47 PM
*strokes peach fuzz beard* *Thumps chest* *roars*
*Rubs chin*
I shaved today, too...
@Tungro is that him?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#959
September 13, 2019, 02:29:40 AM
Ah've ne'er zhaved in me loife!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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