The Manly Thread

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins bench pressing Eb.*  Dooooo iiiiiiit.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*screams* No, and you can't make me!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Luckily, I'm too manly to be able to show any sort of outward emotional pain.

Exactly. It's taken me a while, but my face is now frozen in a stoic expression. *Throws anvil at face* See? *Spits out tooth* Nothing.

[Kade Rivok]

Going for the Voldemort look, I see.  *Continues bench pressing Eb.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*digs claws into Kade's paw* Let go!

[Kade Rivok]

I've turned up my Ebby claw resistance since that face incident awhile back.  Kinda tickles though 

But, ya know, I'm just doing like that Josh Groban song says.  I'm raising you up.  Over and over and over.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*digs teeth into Kade's paw*

[Kade Rivok]

So cruel.  Much pain.  Wow.  *Sets Eb down.*  Unfortunately, you're much too light to give me any sort of real workout.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Well soh-rry. *shakes self vigourously*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Poofs Eb away from Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

*Steals Seb's skeleton.*

[Verdauga]

*Teleports Seb's skeleton back into him.*

[Kade Rivok]

No, it's mine.  Finders keepers.

[Verdauga]

Sorry, it's proceeds of a crime. Thusly, I returned it to its rightful owner to negate further consequence to you.

[Kade Rivok]

He was lending it to me.