Doctor, doctor!

[Rainshadow]

  Don't be rude, fish are people too!

  Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to I Hope You Think of Me!

[Gnoflet]

Well don't nobody's posting.

Doctor, Doctor, I like badgers and hares and scoff!

[Redwaller]

So do I!

Doctor, doctor! I'm addicted to my Survival Guide!

[Brinty]

Why is that a problem!

Doctor, Doctor! There are not enough posts on post to a million times game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gnoflet]

Well, go post on it.

Doctor, Doctor, *falls asleep* 

[Brinty]

"Then your prescription is sleep."

Doctor, doctor I don't like fuzzy pink space unicorns!

[Unimaginative]

What is wrong with you, my good man?

Doctor,Doctor, I devoured someone's Soul.

[Lady Amber]

 
Doctor, doctor, I'm dead!

[Skyblade]

Clearly not, for you're still talking. *kicks Amber out of the doctor's office* We don't deal with people like you, but here's a place that might help instead

Doctor, doctor, HELP ME!!!

[Mhera]

Take a number and have a seat.

Doctor, doctor, there's a snake in my boot! 

[Skyblade]

This isn't a toy hospital, cowboy.

Doctor, doctor, WHY DID I JUST SAY YOUR NAME TWICE?

[Delthion]

Deja Vu!

Doctor, Doctor! Why do I need a doctor!

[LT Sandpaw]

Because clearly you need therapy, I know this guy who would be a perfect match for your aliment. Now for the visit that would be three thousand dollars unless you have insurance.


Doctor, doctor I think I just ate death berries!

[Lady Amber]

Well, there's a corner over there for you to die peacefully.

Doctor, doctor, every night I have a dream in which I die!

[Vilu Daskar]

Then take this medication side effects include but are not limited to suicidal thoughts, death, and terrible pain all over your body but at least you'll sleep better.

Doctor, Doctor I can't stop typing.