Doctor, doctor!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

So you think you can dance... Well, that's what you think. Demonstrate and I'll give you my opinion.

Doctor, doctor, ice cream is delicious!

[Rainshadow]

  ...What's the problem, then?

  Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing dogs barking!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Oh, I'll make them go away.
Now the cats are hissing.

Doctor, doctor, I need an Iphone!

[Redwallfan7]

Well, then dance some Redwall dances!

Doctor, doctor, I'm craving dessert!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

I agree! What do you say we go down to the ice cream store and get something? By the way, you're paying.

Doctor, doctor, I have no money!

[Rainshadow]

  Then how are you going to pay your visit to me?!

  Doctor, doctor, I'm about to kill my patient!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

...you don't have a patient, because you're not the doctor!  But if you do kill this 'patient', I will see you in court.

Doctor, doctor, I want to go to England!

[Rainshadow]

  Too bad! 

  Doctor, doctor, I keep crushing people's dreams!

[Lord Gorath]

Then crush your own.

Doctor, doctor, WHY AM I THE COLOR RED?

[Rainshadow]

  Because you're embarrassed?

  Doctor, doctor, I can't get enough sleep!

[Lord Gorath]

Then bonk your head.

Doctor, doctor, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Rainshadow]

  I don't care.

  Doctor, doctor, why are people asking me questions?!

[Lord Gorath]

You're answering them.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop doing the Macarena!

[Rainshadow]

  Can't help you.  NEXT!

  Doctor, doctor, I can't stop laughing at funny pictures!

[Lord Gorath]

Then look at boring pictures!

Doctor, doctor, I NEED A DOCTOR!