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[The Grey Coincidence]

The Log-a-Log is the one with a bandana.

[PaulTheMarlfox]

Your ankles will die today.

[Tungro]

A dead cat

[The Grey Coincidence]

When you hear someone say 'Little red riding hood called, she wants her grandma back'

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unluckyness in its purest form

[Sebias of Redwall]

A savage fighter.

[The Grey Coincidence]

'And den I stabbed 'im! Like dis!"

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Angry, but not into Bloodwrath...
...Until that hare below me asks for third supper again.

(I'm dreading being flippin' captioned.)

[The Grey Coincidence]

When you realize the lunchbell is three miliseconds late in ringing and you fear that perhaps... there is no lunch...

[Tungro]

'Black and white drabbles'

[The Grey Coincidence]

All my classmates staring at me as I try to sneak into the classroom an hour after the lesson began

[One-Eye the wildcat]

When people irritate you.

[Sebias of Redwall]

When you need a person to clear a room for you...hire the wildcat! 

[The Grey Coincidence]

When you can't find a decent hoodie and just want to stab somebeast

[Jack the Quick]

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