Fake Commercials!

[Rainshadow]

  In this thread, you make a fake commercial for a fake product.  You can make it as fun or as strange as you want, but please, keep it clean.

  IT'S THE LATEST AND GREATEST, IT'S THE PET VACUUM CLEANER!
  Lady being interviewed:  "Oh, it's wonderful!  I use it all the time on my little Fluffy.  If she's shedding, I just stick the vacuum cleaner on her, and WOOSH!  The fur's gone!"
  Fluffy:  *Shivering and whimpering*

  AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!  YOU CAN BUY THE PET VACUUM CLEANER AT ANY PET STORE, OR BUY IT ONLINE AT THISISFAKE.COM.  SEE YA NEXT TIME, FOLKS!

[Redwaller]

Lol!

[Redwallfan7]

Ha ha! I'll think of my own!

[Lord Gorath]

Try out the new fab car for dogs!

[Lord Gorath]

Sorry, that one didn't work out so well.

Try our survey and you get...

[Lord Gorath]

Ya, those either.

[Rainshadow]

  Could you please refrain from posting multiple times in a row?  Thanks.

[W0NWILL]

"Try our new Hampsterdog! Like a hotdog, but better!"
*hampster wimpers*
"A tasty, effective way to get rid of those rodents that breed way to fast!



To order a pack of these scrumptious treats, call either 555-765-321, or go online to the Hampsterdog site at hampsterrelish.com/order!

(Hand and tube sold separately)

[Redwaller]

Your commercial is a fake! I tried calling and it never worked! I tried the website link and it never worked! 

[Redwallfan7]

"Try our new Hampsterdog! Like a hotdog, but better!"
*hampster wimpers*
"A tasty, effective way to get rid of those rodents that breed way to fast!



To order a pack of these scrumptious treats, call either 555-765-321, or go online to the Hampsterdog site at hampsterrelish.com/order!

(Hand and tube sold separately)

Lol!

[winifred]

hahaha
You should have named it pet comercials ><

It's exactly what you need!!! It's a motorcycle,car, bike, and trike all in one!!!


It's the all-new body bed that fits YOU!!!! Get it while it lasts folks! For a limited time only!!! just call 1-800-bodybed for your free gift. Or buy it now online @
www.Bodybeds.com


ps: I don't know how that worked but the phonenumber and website did that on their own  

[Redwaller]

Haha! It turned into a website address! 

[W0NWILL]

"Are you having trouble seeing? Can you not sleep?"
"Then this is for you, the Katterama!"



"Just take one a day, and your troubles will go away!"
"The cat helps you sleep, the glasses help you see, and the cat's claws help with an itchy throat!"
"Call 999-111-222 or go online to Katterama.net to order. Order within the next two minutes, and get free shipping!"
(The Katterama company is not responsible for death or serious injury while using this product.)

[Lord Gorath]

Here is the new Chicken Jukebox that dispenses fried chicken!


 
You get this delicious meal for only 75 cents!



Chicken Jukebox Co. is not responsible for any mischievous deeds done with the Chicken Jukebox.

[Tam and Martin]

Lol hahahahahaha