1,000 ways to flunk a test

[Tam and Martin]

Start crying when you fail

[Tiria Wildlough]

Guys, please number them so it's easier to keep count.

42. Write dubstep in the margins. (Zzzzz, wub wub wub, wuwwwwwwww)

[Tam and Martin]

Ok

43: put smiley's on the paper

[W0NWILL]

44. Don't write your name on it.

[Tam and Martin]

45. say your dog ate it

[Rainshadow]

  46.  Take out a knife and shred the paper.
  47.  If you don't have a knife, take your pencil and poke holes in it.
  48.  Rip the test into 3 pieces, crumple them into balls, and learn to juggle.  In class. 

[Tam and Martin]

49. set fire to it.

[Tiria Wildlough]

50. Write the answers with your pen in your mouth.

[Tam and Martin]

51. Say 'I love Redwall' on each margin.

[Kitsune]

52. Write answers for your science test on your math test!

[Mattio]

53. puke on it

[Tam and Martin]

Smash it with a hammer

[Captain Tammo]

54. For all of the answers write, "Ask my teacher."

[Tam and Martin]

55. Put Smileys on the paper

[Phoenix]

57. Draw over the questions.
58. Write your answers in your nondominant hand, or illegibly.
59. Walk over to someone alse and loudly ask for their answers.
60. If a question asks, for example: How did the Crusades affect Europe? Cross out "how" and just say yes. How did the Crusades affect Europe? Yes.