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1,000 ways to flunk a test

Started by Redwallfan7, December 20, 2012, 10:54:46 PM

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Norham Waterpaw

Just one of those days, huh?

79: Just don't do it, simple as that.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Redwallfan7

80. On the essay questions, write question answered.
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

cregga rose eyes

81. On a open-ended question that says - please write in complete sentences-
put - CiOaMmPwLrEiTtEi SnEgNiTnEsNiCdEeS

((translate     lower- i am writing inside        CAPS- COMPLETE SENTENCES))
Drifting with the wind
I usually go by LakeLake nowadays

Kitsune

82. Answer all the questions wrong. You now think you are really smart to have found the right answer and chose the inverse of it, but the teacher doesn't think so. ;D

Rusvul

83: eat the test, then blame your dog, who you smuggled into school.

Booklover

84. Don't turn up. Simple as that.
85. Make paper darts (apparently my dad actually did that once when he couldn't do the questions).
86. .sdrawkcab gnihtyreve etirW
87. Itewray inay gpiay tinlaay.
88. Write the correct answers but for the wrong questions (so for question one, put the answer for question two, for question two, put the answer for question three, for the last question put the answer to question one).
89. Put 42 as the answer (doesn't even have to be a maths test).
90. For English (could be anything, though), memorise a long poem and write it out.
91. Write: I died. The end.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

100: Write I love chickens as every answer
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

103: write all the answers in binary
104: write in the wrong language
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

106: Argue every point of question.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

107: Write the right answer for every question, then scribble each one out.
108: Coat it in uranium.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

110: Write somebody else's name on the test paper.
111: Reference as many books as you can but get all the questions wrong.
112: If it's marked by a dumb machine, make loads of random pencil marks to confuse it.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.