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1,000 ways to flunk a test

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Sebias of Redwall

#165
January 21, 2022, 12:35:32 AM
199: Don't study for it.
200: Eat your eyes off.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#166
January 28, 2022, 03:14:45 PM
201:  Answer correctly, but then mysteriously cover the page in blood.

(Bonus fail points if you get it in the basket before it dries)

Booklover

#167
January 28, 2022, 03:31:51 PM
202. Answer correctly, but then mysteriously cover the page (and table) in ink because you write with your hand leaning on the paper (and yes, this is even when writing with your right hand) so it smudges and you get ink on your hand which then gets onto both the page and table.
203. Write something that's technically correct but not taught until A-Level (or whatever the equivalent is).
204. Leave all your revision until the night before/morning of the exam.
205. Be unable to revise because of computer/wifi/website problems.
Or do a combination of 204 and 205.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#168
January 29, 2022, 03:44:52 PM
206: Hire a piece of grass with a mustache to do the test for you.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

#169
February 01, 2022, 05:33:02 PM
207: give an "otter" your pen.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

#170
February 01, 2022, 11:28:00 PM
(Funny, my mom can't seem to find any pens around our house... Did you take them all?)
208: Answer every question with a question that's the answer to the question, like they do in Dame Snap's school. (example: Q: What's 2+1? A: What's 3-2?)
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#171
February 02, 2022, 08:48:05 PM
209. Rub out/cross out and rewrite some of the questions. For example, 'why is a blackboard?' to 'why is a board black?'.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

#172
February 02, 2022, 09:19:56 PM
Something tells me that if one of the questions on the test is "Why is a blackboard?" then you don't need to come up with ways to flunk it.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Flib Bigboat

#173
February 03, 2022, 03:31:26 PM
XD
210: Use a bottle of glue instead of a pen.
Quote from: Booklover on February 02, 2022, 08:48:05 PM
209. Rub out/cross out and rewrite some of the questions. For example, 'why is a blackboard?' to 'why is a board black?'.
That's what I just said.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

#174
October 16, 2024, 09:19:40 PM
211: Write your answers as haikus.
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WorshipTiria

#175
October 16, 2024, 11:29:04 PM
212: Doodle so much that your actual answers can't be seen.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Luftwaffles

#176
October 17, 2024, 12:19:11 AM
213: Write the answers backwards.
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#177
October 17, 2024, 02:07:48 AM
214: Zpend av o' ze tezt-toime vroitin' yer name fancy.

215: Bring a Goat tae ze clazz und let ze Goat eat yer tezt.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

WorshipTiria

#178
October 18, 2024, 07:17:26 AM
216: Try to write with a "quill" you found outside.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#179
October 18, 2024, 10:18:04 PM
217: Declare yerzelf a 'tezt atheizt' und refuze tae take it.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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