1,000 ways to flunk a test

[Luftwaffles]

218: Rip out your whole test to make spitballs.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

219: Get caught lookin' at ze tezt anzverz roight afore ye gae tae take ze tezt.

[Luftwaffles]

220: Use a mirror to copy the answers of the guy behind you.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

221: Make origami viz ze tezt paper(z).

[shisteer of nothing much]

222: Don't study for the test until the night before.
223: Stay up all night studying so you're exhausted the next day.
224: Start getting ready for bed halfway through the test.
225: Brush your teeth messily and dribble large quantities of toothpaste all over the paper.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

226: Ztick a bunch o' ztickerz av o'er ze tezt.
227: Burp yer ABC'z loudly.
228: Bite ze ztudent next tae ye und zen hovl.

[shisteer of nothing much]

229: Practice being a tree for your school play.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

230: Dae a group flunk by gettin' av o' yer ozer clazzmatez together und zen performin' ze full play durin' ze tezt toime.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mmmm, yes! That would be glorious.

231: Have a nap, using your test as the pillow.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

232: Uze a paint bruzh und paint tae anzver av o' yer queztionz, ezpecially viz different colourz o' paint.

[shisteer of nothing much]

233: Get caught in a thunderstorm on your way to take the test and arrive completely soaked to the skin, causing everything you touch to also become wet and soggy.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

234: Pretend zat ye're a Zquid, und fling ink from containerz at ze ozer ztudentz.