what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

[James Gryphon]

"Hey."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Putz ze Elf in ze cookin' fire und beginz cookin' 'im*

[Ashleg]

*Putz ze Elf in ze cookin' fire und beginz cookin' 'im*

No, but what did you say to him?

[rachel25]

"Stay away, I'm ill."

[Ashleg]

Hi, Ill, I'm Dad!

[The Skarzs]

Yo mama.

[Ashleg]

Yo Pama.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yo pomegranate.

[Ashleg]

Pare design

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'd probably begin the conversation the same as I would with anyone else:

"Hello. What's your name?"
"That's a cool name. Have you ever read Ranger's Apprentice?"

I'd then go on to describe the basic storyline of Ranger's Apprentice and offer to lend the elf the first book. I might also suggest reading Redwall and some other interesting books. After a while of book discussion, I'd ask if he/she could teach me Elvish and any other languages he/she knows.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

An elf? Either kill it, or wait for the illusion to wear off.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I likes elveses. Elveses makes shiny.

[Verdauga]

First off I'd start the conversation with something cordial, like, " HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM!?!?!?!?"
(How would I tell them apart from tall people?)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Pointy ears.

[Sebias of Redwall]

First off I'd start the conversation with something cordial, like, " HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM!?!?!?!?"
(How would I tell them apart from tall people?)

1#

Pointy ears.

2# Probably carrying a bow.
3# Long blond hair that makes all girls jealous.