what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vot a good idea, Ashleg! *Ztartz preparin' a cookin' fire fer ze Elf, continuing tae laugh gleefully*

[The Skarzs]

LITERALLY THE WORST.

[Jukka the Sling]

If a Tolkien elf walked up to me, I'd be like, "Hey, awesome cosplay!"  If he tried to prove his identity to me by some display of "magic", I'd think it was some kind of demonic trickery before I'd believe Middle-earth was real.  But if he could actually prove that he was really from Middle-earth, then I'd hope he has low standards, 'cause I'mma marrying him and spending the rest of my days in Arda. XD

[Cornflower MM]

That use of "I'mma" is like nails on a chalkboard.

I'd probably flip out and try to figure out where he came from so I could send him back.

[Delthion]

I would find the portal from which he came and enter it.

[Ashleg]

I would ask him how he got past the security sensors in my house.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze fire'z avmozt ready; prepare ze Elf!

[DelenatheWanderer]

If it was a Middle-Earth elf, I'd start crying like a baby yelling "YES! LEGOLAS IS REAL. WHERE'S THE DWARF?!?!?!"

[Ashleg]

"KILL THE GELFLING!"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Avroight, ze fire iz ready- Get ze Elf!

[James Gryphon]

It's Veteran's Day.

[The Skarzs]

"Are you done making my Christmas present?"


(Ya'll are assuming it's a Tolkien elf.)

[Søren]

"LISTEN TO THIS SICK BOP!' *gives headphones to elf*

[a crumb]

i could have sworn that was coffee i was drinking this morning

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Pickz up ze Elf und preparez tae put 'im in ze fire, continuin' tae laugh gleefully*