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what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

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Verdauga

#90
October 11, 2019, 04:15:19 PM
*Pats Shisteer on the head.*  ;D
You're learning so fast.  ;D
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#91
October 12, 2019, 02:36:55 AM
Um... thanks?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#92
October 12, 2019, 08:01:05 AM
"You know, the funny thing is that I'm reading a topic called 'what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?' And you, an elf, just walked up to me!"
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#93
October 12, 2019, 08:27:57 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm not an elf.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#94
October 13, 2019, 07:17:30 AM
The topic name is 'what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?' in case you hadn't noticed.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#95
October 13, 2019, 07:42:01 AM
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#96
October 13, 2019, 09:24:49 PM
Narator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Elves, the part of the show where Ear-A-Corn comes out and sings, a silly song for elves.

Larry: I asked my baby, my baby elf. A couple questions about myself. If I was handsome, if I was nice. I was lookin' for her advice. She looked at me and shook her head, and this is what she said:

Elf: (Subtitles: Do I know you? What did you say? Green one go away! Be silent! Green one! Green one go away! Go kiss a Spork! Stop that! Help!)

Larry: She yelled so loud, she hurt my ears. My eyes all welled up full of tears. But I don't mind none, 'cause she's my elf. My elfity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity elf. When I go walkin' all by myself, I'm busy thinkin' about my elf. I keep her picture upon my shelf. I'm always dreamin' about my elf. I won't forget the way that she says those words to me.

Elf: (Subtitles: When do you leave? Much wind pours from your mouth! Do you feel well? Are you finished? Be silent! I leave now to do laundry.)

Larry: Don't know exactly what she said, just know it kinda hurts my head. I'll take an Asprin, 'cause she's my elf. My elfity, babity, boopity, babity, babity...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#97
October 14, 2019, 04:44:37 AM
Hold on a minute!

Larry: Uh? What?

Jerry: I knew it, I knew it!

Larry: What? *has ears pulled off*

Jerry: You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no elf, you're an elvish impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one! *takes guitar*

Larry: Oh right, like you're a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a REAL elf!

Narrator: This has been silly songs with elves...

Jerry: Behold, Leg-o-lamb! Haveath thee! My bow shall sing of thou pampadore!

Larry: Don't you point that thing at me. *gets shot* Help!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#98
October 14, 2019, 04:13:37 PM
If an elf walked up to me right now, I'd stare at them nervously, and then get up and leave.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#99
October 15, 2019, 04:25:47 AM
Why?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#100
October 15, 2019, 10:58:34 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

shisteer of nothing much

#101
October 15, 2019, 11:26:22 PM
*blinks*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#102
October 15, 2019, 11:44:39 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 04:25:47 AM
Why?
'cause I'm fairly introverted. I don't talk much awound stwangers
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#103
October 15, 2019, 11:49:01 PM
me neither..
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

shisteer of nothing much

#104
October 16, 2019, 12:01:07 AM
Oh, okay.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!
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