Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

So everyone went to Greenland for a vacation but got really cold and had to go to Mars, where they went to eat some Earthlingburgers.

[Maudie]

Watt the rat was a well known rat.
He was a Warlord.
He was mean.
He died eventually.
The end.

[Shadowed One]

Bob went to visit Grandma. When he got there, he found out that his grandma was a zombie. She ate Bob's brains. THE END!

[Ungatt Trunn]

which is, of course, a horrible place with a misleading name made to trap people, so he is never able to leave again.

But he did escape, and then took over the place and called it The Ungatt Trunn Heaven!

[Shadowed One]

Then Groddil came and ruined everything.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then Groddil came and ruined everything.

But then Ungatt came and destroyed the yelly-livered rock-headed toad-faced exuse of a fox Groddil.

[Rusvul]

Watt the rat was a well known rat.
He was a Warlord.
He was mean.
He died eventually.
The end.

Watt Tyler? He tried to lead a revolution, and ended up with his head on a pike. Like, a weapon, not a fish.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Meanwhile, Team Rocket tried to steal everyone's pokemon, but there was a force field that stopped them. Meanwhile a giant Sea Serpent attacked Europe.

[Shadowed One]

Suddenly, Captain Vanderdecken came in and killed everyone.

[Maudie]

Then Serafina came and killed Vanderdecken.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And then the titanic crashed into Serafina. Meanwhile, a blue dragon attacked an innocent turnip.

[Maudie]

A beautiful pink Dragon walked into the room, "what on earth is going on in here?" Her eyes settled on the turnip,"oh," she cried, lifting the turnip into the air and kissing it, "my hero!"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The two dragons fell in love, but then she left him for the turnip. He spent several years at a psychology Hospital getting over his depression. Meanwhile, a mouse suddenly ate an apple.

[Maudie]

The apple flinched, still in the stomach, "why on earth would any one want to eat me? I never harmed nobody! Grr, you're going to regret this, mouse, see if you don't!" It then fermented and made cider inside the mouse's insides.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

It then further transformed into an orange. It sat back for a few seconds to let everyone figure that one out. Meanwhile, the planet Mars swerved off of it's orbit and crashed into the moon. The Earth was plunged into the Ice Ages again.