Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[Dag Downyfur]

But then Cluny put a bomb in the pit and the carnivorous mice blew up.

[Redwaller]

But did not blow up, instead it inhaled poisonous gases, and turned into thousands of  .

[Ungatt Trunn]

But the  then turned into  when Cluny the Clown showed up!

[Jukka the Sling]

But then a squirrel named Jukka showed up and proceeded to whack Cluny over the head with her stone-loaded sling!

[Ungatt Trunn]

But the sling turned out to be a ladel, and the Friar of Redwall proceeded to beat Jukka with a pan to get his ladel back.

[psybox]

All the way on the other side of the universe, Harry Dresden burned down 5 buildings.  As that wasn't anything out of the ordinary, this post does not have any effect on the story and we return the friar of redwall beating up a squirrel with a pan.

[Ungatt Trunn]

The Friar kept on beating Jukka with the pan until Jukka's head was literally flat.

[WildDoogyPlumm]

Wile E. Coyote walked in after having an anvil dropped on his head, and said to Jukka, "Hey, look, we match!"

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then the universe inploaded. Now we go to Mars, were Prince Charming had lived in exile for many years now...but he had a plan...FOR REVENGE!

[psybox]

Only to fail when he was hit in the head with a box full of taxidermy kittens.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But Prince Charming recoverd, and set out to re-ressurect his army of Wildcats and the Fairy god Mother.

[psybox]

In order to do that, of course, one must hit one's head against the wall fifty time.  Of course, this is not something someone wants to do after recovering from a taxidermy kitten box attack, (You know, for health reasons) So Prince charming died.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But the Fairy god Mother resurrected Prince Charming and destroyed psybox. Then they ressurected the Wildcat army.

[psybox]

OOC:  Did you really think I would give up so easily?
BIC: After somehow being brought back, psybox killed the fairy godmother.

[Ungatt Trunn]

OCC: Yes
BIC: But then Prince Charming resurected the Wildcat army and the Fairy god Mother and timed warped to another universe, 1,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 light years away from psybox, were and Prince Charming and psybox never saw each other again...