Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And zuddenly Proffessor Plum declared: I have zolved the caze o' the Hound o' the Bazz zection row 3 number 29981.2...etc.! The cook waz killed by none other than...

Darth Vader!

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...

[Kitsune]

...a buch of sheep were crossing the road! But then Fat Albert came along saying "Hey, hey, hey!" And knocking sheep left and right!

[Tiria Wildlough]

And then an evil emoticon came along and ate all the sheep.

[Kitsune]

But then Photo Finish walked in! She said, "We go!" And everyone followed her.

[Rainshadow]

  In comes Martin Freeman, who's just having a normal day until he was abducted by thirteen strange dwarves, who claimed that he was a 'burglar' who could help them reclaim some strange place by the name of Erebor.

[Buckler The Leg Buckler]

Behind him is the dead Smaug, with an emoticon eating him.

[Rainshadow]

  OOC:  Lol, what?

  BIC:  As soon as the rather unhappy Martin Freeman and the 13 dwarves made it to Erebor, they were ambushed by Sherlock Holmes, along with DI Lestrade, who captured Martin Freeman and made their way to London.

[psybox]

then Sherlock dies... twice, then turns into an orange and will never be mentioned on this thread again.

[Rainshadow]

  Fortunately, the Doctor was there to once again save the day.  He went back in time, saved Sherlock from dying and tried to return him to London.  There were several detours to try and make Sherlock understand the solar system.

[psybox]

but that was never supposed to happen, and so the doctor leaves him to die anyway.  (The doctor was already proven to actually be Barty Crouch Jr. anyway, so...)

[Rainshadow]

  In comes Bill the Time Traveler.  He was sitting in his spaceship when he heard about Sherlock dying.  "We'll fix that!" he exclaimed, pressing what seemed to be completely random buttons.  After several minutes of doing this, he was in Middle Earth, floating in front of Sherlock and Martin Freeman.  He shoved them inside his spaceship, leaving the poor dwarves to be killed by some dragon.

[psybox]

but bill's ship crashes, killing Sherlock and turning bill into a companion cube, which chell proceeds to drop into an incinerator.  Martin Freeman miraculously survives, only to be licked to death by your profile picture.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Then the dubstep monsters came along and everyone was deafened.

[Rainshadow]

  "This is the day that Owl City shall rise!" shouted Owl City as he dove from above, riding a giant owl while attacking the dubstep monsters with his purely epic music.

[psybox]

then Owl City proved that spontaneous combustion exists by dying from it.