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psybox

#240
May 17, 2013, 08:43:05 PM
In a different galaxy where cosmic gate didn't exist, there was an Ungatt Trunn.  This Ungatt Trunn, without any cosmic gate to listen to was incredibly sad, he  didn't know what was missing in his life to make him feel this way, but something was.  This Ungatt Trunn could get suicidal at times, but he was for some reason or another immortal...  Eventually he tried to destroy the world, but he couldn't.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#241
May 19, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Suddenly all the laws of the Universe no longer have any grip on reality. A mouse on Mars jumps up, and is instantly climbing up a cabinet. Everything is thus completely random and unpredictable.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Shadowed One

#242
May 22, 2013, 01:39:19 PM
Boba Fett jumps on HIAG, yelling something like,"There are no weasels in Star Wars!"
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#243
May 22, 2013, 06:13:55 PM
Hiag throws Boba Fett into a tar pit and says "There are Weasels in Star Wars!" and then a Mudkip appeared.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Ungatt Trunn

#244
May 22, 2013, 08:36:19 PM
And then Martin the Warrior came and took over the Universe!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Shadowed One

#245
May 23, 2013, 12:15:00 PM
OOC: Why would he do that, he's a good guy!

BIC: Slagar the Cruel kills Martin and takes his place!
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#246
May 23, 2013, 04:24:59 PM
But Malkaris gets jealous and kills Slagar, and suddenly the ground turns into a wiggly rope and everyone has to be careful so that they don't fall.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Ungatt Trunn

#247
May 23, 2013, 08:09:51 PM
But then Ungatt Trunn opened the Cosmic Gate, and he was never seen again... because he was in Cosmic Gate heaven!

Life is too short to rush through it.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#248
May 23, 2013, 08:15:26 PM
Which suddenly spat them back out into the Milky Way Galaxy, and they were attacked by living cookies with big sharp teeth.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Ungatt Trunn

#249
May 23, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 23, 2013, 08:15:26 PM
Which suddenly spat them back out into the Milky Way Galaxy, and they were attacked by living cookies with big sharp teeth.
But the Cosmic gate made a song called the Milky Way, so they brought him back to Cosmic gate heaven!

Life is too short to rush through it.

psybox

#250
May 23, 2013, 08:28:50 PM
...but cosmic gate doesn't exist, so the impassibility of that happens caught up with him, banishing him from cosmic gate heaven forever.

Ungatt Trunn

#251
May 23, 2013, 08:29:58 PM
But then Ungatt Trunn went to the Armin Van Burren heaven ;D

Life is too short to rush through it.

psybox

#252
May 23, 2013, 08:33:31 PM
Then, as a side effect of coming into contact with impossible things, he was banned from any heaven led by any trance musicians, or any heaven at all.

Ungatt Trunn

#253
May 23, 2013, 08:34:44 PM
So he went to the Cosmic Gate Haven of Paradise!

Life is too short to rush through it.

psybox

#254
May 23, 2013, 08:36:33 PM
which is, of course, a horrible place with a misleading name made to trap people, so he is never able to leave again.
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