Overlord's Orders VII

[Romsca]

OOC: You can't. You'll have to wait till the next game

[Ungatt Trunn]

OOC: You can't. You'll have to wait till the next game

Thats what I ment.

[psybox]

"Of course, Tagg and I said we had a spare because we had a spare.  Tam sort of hates me enough to let it get in the way of work, so he destroyed the spare, and then framed Me.  Tagg was just caught in the crossfire."

[Romsca]

OOC:

OOC: You can't. You'll have to wait till the next game

Thats what I ment.

Oh ok. Sorry 

[Tam and Martin]

OOC: Psybox is spare meant to be spear? If so...

BIC: I went and destroyed the spear because it had a very toxic disease on it called Key Lime disease. I told Leatho to go back and get a new one but he never came back.

[psybox]

OOC: you said we said had a spare set of armor, and i said we did.  Remember?

[Matthias720]

"So am I right in assuming that none of you listened to a single word I said? I told all five of you not to touch ANYTHING except the armor and spear! Who got the ball rolling? Who's to blame for this debacle?" Baring his teeth in a savage grin, the Overlord stared at the uneasy expressions on the faces of his captains. Pointing a claw forward, he looked directly at Taggerung_of_Redwall. "It was you, wasn't it? Playing catch with my chalices, and use priceless silks to tie up your comrade. What kind of idiot do you take me for?! SWell that was the wrong thing to do with my wealth. Now, about your punishment..."

With an even more sinister grin, the Overlord revealed a small, silver needle. "Behold your punishment. The silk you used to tie up Romsca was damaged; the whole bolt is now worthless. Your job is to fix it up right, and make it good as new. You may even need to unravel the whole bolt and reweave it. But that is the price you pay for damaging my treasure. Go now, and begin your long chore."

The unfortunate vermin was dragged from the tent, leaving behind four very frightened captains. The Overlord ignored the looks of fear and embarrassment on their faces and continued speaking. "You are to depart immediately for your next mission. Your target is the graveyard where we bury the most faithful of my crew. One of them was buried with a silver dagger that I would very much like to have back. Travel to the pine forest, one days journey to the northeast. The grave you want is marked with a dark stone that has a moon carving on it. Bring me the dagger, and you will redeem yourselves.
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ONE WEEK LATER
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"You brought me a dagger, alright, but not a silver one. This dagger is made of iron, and is most commonly carried by the rats who prepare our food. Explain to me why I am looking at this dagger and not the silver one I want. And while you're at it, explain to me why it took you clods a week to bring me a dagger that should have taken you three days to fetch. Go on, speak up!"

[Leatho Shellhound]

As Romsca, Tam, and my self were digging out the grave Psybox was making some black magic thingy. It made all the dead crew come alive!!! They when after us. I saw from the corner of my eye  Psybox steal the dagger.  We (Romsca, Tam, and my self) were beaten into a cave and Romsca was stabbed by an  iron dagger!! We had to help her, this is what took time.

[Tam and Martin]

Yes Mi'lord and We had to help her so We found some medicine and herbs and staunched the bloodflow. Psybox was trying to get the dead to attack us so as I went and started helping Romsca, Leatho tried to hold them off.

[psybox]

"You see, Romsca gave me a book of black magic, it was an interesting read, and i found a spell that raises the dead, the raised dead then proceeded to dig themselves out of their graves, then die again, falling back into the grave, but meeting any living beast messes up the process and causes the zombies to react violently.  I told everyone about it, and they acted like they believed me, but behind my back they decided to completely disregard my advice.  I, being the person who raised them, was invisible to them, so i managed to get the knife, but one of the zombies and i both tripped, i dropped the dagger back into the grave, and the zombie feel on top of it, then a boulder was thrown at the grave by Leatho.  After i managed to move the rock, i discovered the rock managed to destroy the dagger.  I also told Tam and Martin to make a trap for the zombies, however, for some reason, he didn't feel like it, so he told me he would, but he never did...  Anyway, the sending of the zombies to attack the rest of the group was to lead them into the trap."

[Romsca]

"I only gave Psybox the book of black magic since Leatho told me to give it to you. He also did not say what it was; only that it was important for Psybox to read it."

[Leatho Shellhound]

Well logically I through the boulder on top of the zombie! And you were a bird brain to trip and throw the dagger in the grave. I told Romsca to give Psybox the book the read how to destroy it, not use it.

[Tam and Martin]

And I didn't know how to make a trap for zombies because Zombies are dead and how to make a trap for zombies is special and it was in the book that Psybox had. I asked him for it and he said I couldn't have it.

[psybox]

"I thought it was obvious!  It's just like trapping an ordinary person!  I even told him that, but he just sort of started yelling that clearly something else must be needed."

[Tam and Martin]

Well Zombie traps are very special and, as I said before I would need the book. So I got as close as I could to Psybox and read over his shoulder the words. I said them and A special net wrapped over all of the zombies. Leatho, Me, And Romsca (who was feeling better) put them all in the cave and sealed it up. Then we (Romsca, Leatho and I) started back here and Psybox met us on the way.