The Funny Picture topic

[Amarith Waterspring]

Once upon a time there was a lad. This lad dreamed of creating the strongest abs on the planet, so he ate four dozen eggs a day, and trained day and night, until they formed what looked like a giant tumor to those who did not know him, those who did not know of, the abs! Then he courted a woman named Belle but that's another story! Then a different woman took a fancy to him, but he turned away coldly, so coldly in fact that her brothers formed a blood pact, stating that they would kill this lad or die themselves. They fought the lad, but he just pointed the abs at the brothers and they collapsed. Unfortunately, the brothers did get close enough to inflict many wounds upon his face, earning the lad the nickname, "Skarzs". Now Skarzs roamed the world, seeking some enemy that can withstand his awesome power. He came into contact with a faerie, who resisted the force of his abs using the dark magic of holo-technology. He endeavored as a last resort to squish this troublesome faerie. She dodged, and he as a result of his defeat, served this Faerie as the queen of his heart and his world. They roamed the world together in perfect harmony and happiness, content in what they supposed to be friendship. But then, they ventured deep into a forest, near a lake, where a crazed, pitiful creature, made boats out of twigs, grinning with pleasure when a boat floated, and cursing in dismay when one sank. This creature was known as the "Master Shipper", and when he saw the faerie and Skarzs, he realized that these people must be united in marriage, and he, out of the goodness heart, turned from his lunacy for a time and endeavored to bring them together, unfortunately, the faerie and Skarzs were not happy at having their emotions so easily seen, and turned on the poor creature. The Master Shipper resisted valiantly, and brought the battle to a stalemate, when the lad and the faerie recognized a creature more powerful than the abs or the dark holograms, and were wedded on the spot. Skarzs and the faerie live happily today in a cottage near the lake where they were first wed, with Skarzs' abs keeping evil from all the land. The Master Shipper is now a wedding planner.

This is amazing.

Pictures

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[The Skarzs]

Those pictures are great.


I'm wondering if I should show Faiy that story or not. . .

[Delthion]

Show it to her! I must here her reaction!

[The Skarzs]

Sorry.

[Delthion]

Why are you sorry?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Spoiler

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[Jetthebinturong]

But those are all motivational pictures and designed to be specifically not funny.

[Amarith Waterspring]

But those are all motivational pictures and designed to be specifically not funny.

Not exactly. They are motivational in a funny way. And not all of them are motivational (though mostly they are )

[The Skarzs]

Why are you sorry?

Because I'm not gonna tell her.

[Delthion]

[The Skarzs]

What? She doesn't come to the Cellars usually.

[Faiyloe]

*coughs* *folds arms in front of me* *taps foot*

You can't hide things from me. I may not come on here often but I have eyes and ears in high places. I hear things. And Dell, that was disgusting and brilliant. First off, I despise Gaston with a passion. If I ever met him I would challenge him to a duel just so that I could see his smug sexist face when he got beaten up by a girl. Secondly, we did not get married, Just good friends. If you wish to argue that I can take this baby out for some practice.  *takes out Argunath's swords and strokes it*

And a weird thought. Skarzs vs. Del in a scoff competition. 

[The Skarzs]

'~'

[Søren]

All I saw was:

*coughs* *folds arms in front of me* *taps foot*

You can't hide things from me. I may not come on here often but I have eyes and ears in high places. I hear things. And Dell, that was disgusting and brilliant. First off, I despise Gaston with a passion. If I ever met him I would challenge him to a duel just so that I could see his smug sexist face when he got beaten up by a girl. Secondly, we did not get married, Just good friends. If you wish to argue that I can take this baby out for some practice.  ;D *takes out Argunath's swords and strokes it*

And a weird thought. Skarzs vs. Del in a scoff competition.  ;D :D

And then Skarzs going:

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[Delthion]

Skarzs is so sad!