What the...

[Ungatt Trunn]

What happened to the Redwall Abbey Forum? It's changed completly!

[Russano]

You are to follow the laws set down by me and my Long Patrol hares to make this place better for all.  It was not up to military code.


Lord Russano

[Ungatt Trunn]

YOUR A HACKER, ARN'T YOU, RUSSANO!?

[Dannflower Reguba]

No, he's one of the mods all trussed up in a new profile, they pull an april fools prank every year, I made a topic down in the old cavern hole (or cellars, I forgot which).

[Ungatt Trunn]

No, he's one of the mods all trussed up in a new profile, they pull an april fools prank every year, I made a topic down in the old cavern hole (or cellars, I forgot which).

*Breaths a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg sigh of relief*

[Russano]

YOUR A HACKER, ARN'T YOU, RUSSANO!?

I'm a badger laddie buck!  Show some proper etiquette for a badger lord!  See this is why we needed this change. Your leaders have allowed stuff like this to spread.  Once the hares arrive we will make sure this forum is in tip-top shape.

No, he's one of the mods all trussed up in a new profile, they pull an april fools prank every year, I made a topic down in the old cavern hole (or cellars, I forgot which).

The Juska would have you believe that!  They are evil!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Speaking of leaders, Russano...Your hero Lord Brocktree is my sworn enimy! I am Ungatt Trunn, the mighty, the wonderful, the great!

[Russano]

He shall fear me then!

[Buckworthy Crumshaw]

One such hare reportin' in, sah!

An' that the Juska would, wot! But such rumors are nothin' a good march across Mossflower wouldn't cure outta anybeast's 'ead! Can ya rightly believe it, us, proud beasts o' the solitary Mountain, pinnacle o' the shores, trussin' ourselves up like the former leaders o' this place an' marchin' around? Rightly preposterous! Puts the honkin' geese from the north an' their crazy ramblings t'shame, I say, wot!

[Russano]

And such manners from Abbey residents thinking we are out to destroy them!  The Juska have them scared stiff.....they need real leaders here.  Those mice and otters didn't know what they were doing.

[Ungatt Trunn]

One such hare reportin' in, sah!

An' that the Juska would, wot! But such rumors are nothin' a good march across Mossflower wouldn't cure outta anybeast's 'ead! Can ya rightly believe it, us, proud beasts o' the solitary Mountain, pinnacle o' the shores, trussin' ourselves up like the former leaders o' this place an' marchin' around? Rightly preposterous! Puts the honkin' geese from the north an' their crazy ramblings t'shame, I say, wot!

'Tis a shame because what YOU creatures are doing to this Forum! What exacly did we do to make you do this??

[Russano]

Tis not your fault your leaders were kind mice and otters who did not know how to lead in times of trouble.  Now we shall make sure your abbey stays safe from the Juska!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Tis not your fault your leaders were kind mice and otters who did not know how to lead in times of trouble.  Now we shall make sure your abbey stays safe from the Juska!

Are the Juska gunna attack or something?

[Russano]

You mean you have no guards? You have no patrols?  You have nobeast watching?

*roooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its worse here than I thought! You are totally undefended when there are masses of evil out in Mossflower woods!

[Ungatt Trunn]

You mean you have no guards? You have no patrols?  You have nobeast watching?

*roooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its worse here than I thought! You are totally undefended when there are masses of evil out in Mossflower woods!

Are you talking about ME!?