Important Safety Announcment about Death Defying Beavers (Please Read)

[Tam and Martin]

*Walki-Talki* Rain, Rain can you here me! I'm in the basement of my house an the chickens are in my house trying to get down! Help!!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Rainzhadov, never mind ze dirt. Ezcape zrough ze 'ole before it iz taae late! Ah vaz able tae get oot before ze Death Defyin' Beaverz got in. *crazh* Ach, zey're back!

[Redwaller]

Death-Defying Beavers break into Rain and T'n'M's houses. "Jhjkkihjkhihjkhjkik!!!"

[Rainshadow]

  *Tries not to scream*  *Whispers*  They've almost found me!  They're currently trying to break the top covering the hole to the crawlspace!  *Gulp*  I'm gonna crawl through the nasty hole now.  Ugh, there're probably spiders, worms, pill bugs, slugs, rats, and a bunch of other nasty things in there!  *Scrunches eyes shut*  Here I go...  *Crawls through, pulling Abby behind her*  I made it!  Wait, now I'm in the garage.  They'll get me even easier in here!

[Icefire]

Chickens with poisoned eggs? Keep working on it, dear, but what that really says is "The chick in the basement has a secret exit which we have surrounded. Poisoned muffins will be delivered shortly."

My dear Tam (I'm assuming it's Tam anyways...), those aren't chickens! Those are harpies! We're teaching them the fine art of chainsaw usage, but they liked the idea of deadly muffins instead.

The weasels are showing some interest in the flying bulldozers, but they're still considering the terms of our alliance.

[Romsca]

Secret message to all those who defy the Death Defying Beavers:

!ssenkaew rieht dnuof evah I

[Rainshadow]

  ?eb taht thgim tahw dnA

[Kitsune]

!wonk t'nod I

[Rusvul]

Hey, Cel-Cel, I've got a message. Take this to Beevy, k? Tell him:

The redwallers have a secret code that they think we don't know. We do. They haven't found our weakness yet. jkkkkhhhjjjkkkhh.

[Romsca]

tuo dnif lliw srevaeB gniyfeD htaeD eht ,ti tsop I fI

[Kitsune]

So, who's side should I be on?

[Rainshadow]

So, who's side should I be on?

  The member side!  Don't join the DDBs!

  *Hears smashing sound*

Uh oh, I'd better be quiet.  The Death Defying Beavers are trying to break into the garage!  Shhhhhh, don't let 'em know I'm here!  *Hides behind weight lifting machine*

[Kitsune]

Ok!
*Sees DDB*
Hello, Death Defying Beaver!
DDB: Kkkjyjyjylll!!
*runs away*
Help! It's a DDB!

[Icefire]

My dear Rainshadow,
Don't bother. They can smell fear.

...also, my chainsaw has a homing device attached.

[Tam and Martin]

Someone lease help me I'm stuck in my basement with DDB and Evil Chickens!!!! HELP!