Important Safety Announcment about Death Defying Beavers (Please Read)

[Rusvul]

Go away, Rainy! Back to Cupboard Heights! And tell Luvvy that I'm not giving him the ice cream, I don't care if he threatens to steal my tunic!

[Kitsune]

*Pyuggy hops around on one leg*
Oh! Did rachel25 think I poured poison on a beaver? That was Pyuggy Firatai!, not me!
*sees rachel25 being chased by DDB*
RUN RACHEL, RUN!

[Icefire]

  *Awesome British accent*  So, ole chaps, wot is this whole thing with the weasels?  Are they with us beaver supporters, or are they with the non-beaver supporters?  Or are they just another creature bent on world domination?  I think I may have not been briefed on that.

*mutters under breath* What do they teach kids in these schools?! Not proper history, that's for sure!
*grand speech mode*
In the first Death Defying Beaver invasion, the beavers had attempted to form an alliance with the mighty weasels. Unfortunately, a young DDB eager to show his worth decided to brainwash the known weasel supporter HiaG. This DDB was later found accidently destroyed maliciously in a chainsaw "accident." The weasels managed to restore HiaG, but they were furious. In the days that followed, they set out to bring death to the Death Defying Beavers. It wasn't pretty. However, all that's in the past. The idiot DDB can never throw off our plans again. We are close to an agreement with the weasels.
JHKJHKI!

[rachel25]

*Texts PluggFiretail*
Me:Hey Plugg I'm in post-box on twing twang road could you please send me a flying Bulldozer licence I need to get away and in stile 
-Rachel25

[Romsca]

AAAAGGHHHH not you too!

*freaks out*

We're surrounded!!!!!

Anti-DDB Special Ops Commando Romscy *takes out machine gun and starts shooting at Rainy and Luvvy*

[rachel25]

*apearrs in puff of smoke next to Romsca* HI Romsca I managed to get out of the post box using Rianshadow's transportay-thing oh and I found this chainsaw in a letter in the post box I brought it along b/c I thought it would come in useful *starts massacring DDR*

[Romsca]

Be careful! They might still survive the chainsaw! They don't get the title "Death Defying" for nothing!

[Rainshadow]

*apearrs in puff of smoke next to Romsca* HI Romsca I managed to get out of the post box using Rianshadow's transportay-thing oh and I found this chainsaw in a letter in the post box I brought it along b/c I thought it would come in useful *starts massacring DDR*

  Y-you stole my vortex manipulator?!    *Steals it back*  *Disappears in a puff of smoke*

  *Awesome British accent*  *Ahem*  Dr. Rainy here.  Cheerio!  *Pours wasabi-laced water on Romsca and Rachel*  HOOHOOHAHAHEEHEE!!!

[rachel25]

*throws watermelon at Rainshadow and hits Rainshadow* score one to the sloth (if you've see ice age 3 you'll get that)

[Romsca]

I've seen the first one, I just haven't had a chance to watch the others yet

*realizes is covered in wasabi-laced water* EEEWWW this is disgusting!!! *throws self in nearby fountain to get clean* Ooh! Look! Pennies!

[rachel25]

what shiny penny's * leaps in after Romsca* 

[rachel25]

*bump*
I like shiny penny's *rolls around in penny's*     

[rachel25]

Death Defying Beaver eats Rainshadow's head 

[Redwaller]

Why is this old thread used while there's a new thread?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Message for the Weasel supporter known as HiaG:
Let your leaders know we are willing to give you the location of the last untouched stove as well as some flying bulldozers.
-Beaver Ally

Mezzage received. Ah'll let me zuperiorz ken. More information az it becomez available.