What if...

[Rusvul]

You would fly into a wall.

Ummm, I'm a better pilot than that. Plus, what walls are there three miles up? Only the walls of the ship. And, it'd be awesome if we lived at redwall. As long as we were in our RP characters, not human selves.

[Shadowed One]

Definitely not ourselves.

What if they made Redwall movies of all the books?

[Rusvul]

I would watch every single one.
What if this forum had an autocorrect?

[Maudie]

Then there would be less un-understandable posts

What if the world were flat?

[Shadowed One]

Then America wouldn't be discovered.

What if Redwall was never made?*sniffs, wipes eyes*

[Rusvul]

1. The world would be a worse place for it
2. I never would have met any of you people... errr, anthropomorphic british animals, sorry.
3. None of us would miss it, since it would have never existed.

What if we were silicon-based life-forms?

[Maudie]

No idea what would happen!

What if all everyone could say was "We D'Flitcheye! We D'Flitcheye!"?

[Rusvul]

That would be so useless that we'd never have developed speech at all.
What if a flying bulldozer impacted the window directly in front of me the second I post this?

[cregga rose eyes]

I'm glad I got to read your last words...

What if flying monkeys took over the earth?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Only the futere knows...
What would happen if evrybody knew about Cosmic Gate, the greatest Trance band ever?

[Rusvul]

Then everybody would know what cosmic gate is.
What if Endeavor was caught in a storm, and she landed in Mossflower?

[Maudie]

Aaaah! Run, Mossflorians! 

What if you read my fanfic?