Would you Rather?

[Leatho Shellhound]

doing blacksmithing, it's more dignified.

WYR fight an orc or a goblin?

[The Skarzs]

Orc; slightly better, maybe.

WYR eat brain or eyeball?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Brain.

WyR eat Nutella or JiF chocolate spread?

[Rainshadow]

  Nutella.  It tastes gooooooooooooood!

  Would you rather be dirt poor for your whole life but never get ill OR be absolutely rich but have a permanent cold?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Dirt poor.

WyR eat frosting off a cake, or the cake itself? (Ooh, toughie!)

[Rainshadow]

  Would you rather only write stories or only read them?  (Meaning, you can either never read another book that wasn't written by you, or never be able to write anything for pleasure again.)

[Norham Waterpaw]

Read.

Wyr eat mud or mushrooms. 

[The Skarzs]

Mushrooms. As long as they aren't poison.

WYR Grow a beard that you never clean or long fingernails?

[Rainshadow]

  Um, long fingernails, 'cause I'm a girl...

 Would you rather professionally learn singing or how to play an instrument?

[The Skarzs]

Singing. I don't know why.
WYR clean up grease or puke?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

clean up grease

WyR Read the saddest book or watch the saddest movie?

[Rainshadow]

  Hmm...  I think book.  Dunno why, but book.

  If you were only able to do one of these for the remainder of your life, would you rather be able to read books or watch movies?

[The Skarzs]

Books. If it were movies, I think my eyes would melt.

WYR have a sprain or a break?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

break. ive never broken or sprain anything

[Leatho Shellhound]

WYR die in a fire, or be a Fireman for the rest of your life?