Would you Rather?

[Russa Nodrey]

. . . .

WYR eat lice or fleas?

[Delthion]

Fleas, everyone knows that if you try they'll just runaway.

WYR make a terrible joke or listen to your best friend make a terrible joke in a busy public area?

[Russa Nodrey]

The latter.

WYR Eat slugs or leeches?

[James Gryphon]

Slugs; they don't suck blood.

Would you rather get hit by a 6'3 400 pound defensive lineman running 8 miles per hour, or a 200 pound guy on a bicycle going 15 miles per hour?

[Russa Nodrey]

The first one.

WYR get your left leg amputated or your right leg amputated?

[Søren]

Left.
WYR watch paint dry or watch grass grow?

[Delthion]

Grass grow, I'd be outside.

WYR have a disturbing growth on your forehead or back?

[Søren]

Back. I'd wear I huge puffy jacket to hide it.
WYR Be a gorgeous but not smart person, or a not especially gorgeous, but very smart person?

[James Gryphon]

Latter.

Would you rather be sick and play a game of a sport well, or be healthy but play poorly?

[Delthion]

Healthy.

WYR have Games Jryphon as a Mod or James Gryphon?

[Rainshadow]

  James, 'cause then I can call him Jimmy. 

  Would you rather have your wisdom teeth taken out or have to have braces for four years straight?

[Delthion]

No idea, don't have enough knowledge about either.

WYR eat a big non-venomous spider, or a large non-venomous centipede?

[Søren]

Cooked properly, the spider.
WYR Say WYR or say "Would you rather?"

[Maudie]

Would you rather.

WYR not eat or not sleep?

[Leatho Shellhound]

No sleep, I like my food.

WYR have a nice house with no good neighbors, or a not-so-nice house with a really cool neighbor?