Would you Rather?

[Booklover]

Food because if I had all the drinks then anybody I couldn't get them to quickly enough would die. Having all the food gives me a bit more time to redistribute.

WYR live in Redwall or the Shire?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

The Shire of course! 

WYR Hug Jabba the Hutt, or attempt to survive Order 66?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

attamept to survive order 66, i like the wilderness
WYR lose your nose, or an ear

[Scott McLamok]

Ear.

WYR Be a clone trooper or a mandalorian?

[Russa Nodrey]

Mandalorian.

WYR eat a cockroach or not eat for four days?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

uhhh.... cockroach?
WYR be ant-size, or mountain-sized?

[Booklover]

Ant size.
WYR be Batman or Spider-Man?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

i would rather be THE SPIDEY!!!!
WYR  be a chair or a table?

[WorshipTiria]

Chair so I can eat without being called a cannibal.

WYR be an otter or a squirrel?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Hmm... squirrel! I love climbing.
WYR never do the thing you love doing the most again, or one of your close family members (e.g parents, siblings) die?

[WorshipTiria]

Never do the thing I love because I can't get a living off it and it would change anyway.

WYR eat pickled okra or pickled carrot?

[Keva Strongbow]

Eesh! Probably a pickled carrot

WYR wear a purple wig to the grocery store or a mustache drawn with marker?

[Booklover]

Moustache drawn with marker.
WYR read all day, or watch films all day?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Read. Obviously.
WYR have a pet skull, or have no pets at all?

[Booklover]

Have a pet skull. You never said the pet skull had to be my only pet, after all.
WYR have a book smaller than a matchbox or a book larger than a house?