Would you Rather?

[Ally046]

 

Wyr  eat an uncleaned head of lettuce,      or      drink pond water?

[Tungro]

Eat uncleaned lettuce, do it all the time anyway

wyr live in Salazar's Portugal or Franco's Spain

[Captain Wortshire]

From what I've seen from a quick Wikipedia search...

Portugal

WYR drink soda from a moldy boot, or eat a burger wrapped in a compost newspaper?

[Ally046]

🍔

WYR lick a dogs tongue, or eat their earwax?

[Booklover]

Oooh, this is hard. Hmm, probably chips crisps, because spicy muffins would taste funny.
WYR find a cobra or a water moccasin (the snake type)?

I meant muffins in general (I just left it vague because it was funnier).

I really should have checked what the WYR I'd have to answer was before quoting.
Lick a dog's tongue, probably.
WYR write a book you hate that everyone else loves or write a book you love but everyone else hates?

[Mara the Wolf]

A book that I love but everyone else hates (hmm, guess that'd make like Stephanie Meyer...*shudders*)

WYR kiss a frog (on the mouth) or eat worms?

[Flib Bigboat]

Kiss a frog (I've done it before to make my sisters laugh).
WYR live in Redwall Abbey or Bag-End for the rest of your life?

[Mara the Wolf]

Redwall Abbey.

WYR do 100 military push-ups or 100 pull-ups?

[Flib Bigboat]

I... don't know what those are. (And my grandfather used to work in the military... I'm such an idiot. )
WYR be caught by Redwall corsairs, or the mad captain from Castaways of the Flying Dutchman?

[Mara the Wolf]

Redwall corsairs

WYR be stuck in Twilight or G3 My Little Pony?

[Booklover]

Be stuck in Twilight, as long as I can escape and pretend that sparkly vampires don't exist.
WYR be a vampire or a werewolf?

[Mara the Wolf]

Hey! That was my follow-up question!
Werewolf
WYR eat a whole pack gummy worms or a whole family-sized pack of Reese's Pieces?

[Booklover]

Gummy worms.
WYR eat a pack of strawberry laces or a bar of chocolate?

[Mara the Wolf]

Chocolate
WYR eat canned dog food or week-old garbage?

[Ally046]

Canned dog food.

WYR have a(nother) little sister, or little brother?