Would you Rather?

[Eulaliaaa!]

How about five million times

WYR eat a hotdog or a cheeseburger?

[Banya]

Cheeseburger.  I don't eat hotdogs, unless they're made of sausage.

WYR eat a cookie or cookie dough?

[Rainshadow]

  Would you rather reply with words or with a GIF?

[James Gryphon]

Words.

Would you rather lose an arm and both your legs in a fight with your best friend, get knocked into a pit of lava, and permanently rely on a suit of life-supporting powered armor for the rest of your life, or get permanently blinded by an exposure to a radioactive substance which gives you sonar power?

[Banya]

I could live being blinded with sonar power.  That'd be quite cool, actually.

WYR give up your favourite personal possession, or lose all of your other possessions?

[Søren]

Favorite personal possession. And get a upgrade while I'm at it....
WYR eat spicy Thai or spicy Mexican food?

[James Gryphon]

Spicy Mexican.

Would you rather see both of your parents gunned down by a common criminal and spend twenty years training to fight crime, or get injected with a serum that elevates your body to the peak of natural human potential and gives you super-human endurance, but spend the next sixty years frozen in an iceberg?

[Hickory]

The latter.

WYR
Really love someone but act totally foolish around them,
OR...
DO it for a bet, find yourself flirting easily, then realizing you're doing it to the principal's daughter?

[James Gryphon]

Former; I wouldn't feel comfortable doing something like that for a bet, and anyway I can just stay away from the person in the first case.

Would you rather be invisible for the rest of your life, or never speak another word for the rest of your life?

[Mhera]

Never speak another word. I barely talk as it is, and I want to keep the odds of my getting hit by a car or something similar low.

WYR Latin or Klingon?

[Banya]

Which would I rather know/be able to speak?  Klingon.  It sounds interesting, and at least that one's not dead.

WYR watch an awful, terrible movie, or do a day's worth of unpaid, back-breaking labour?

[Wot, wot!]

Days worth of unpaid, backbreaking labour 

WYR drive a car or ride a motorcycle??

[Banya]

Ride a motorcyle.    I haven't had the chance yet to get my motorcycle license.

WYR tell someone you like how you feel about them, and have it end badly, or have the person of your affections never, ever know?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Have her never know. Would prefer to be friends with her than a hated person.

WYR be infamous as a villain or unknown as a hero who saved the world?

[Skyblade]

Unknown as a hero who saved the world. As I've thought about it before, it's better to fall into oblivion than be remembered for doing bad things. In my opinion

Would you rather win something easily or try many times and finally get it after time and effort?