Guests

[Ungatt Trunn]

Hey, it looks like an army of Romans!

[Tam and Martin]

Let's see if we can talk to them!

OOC: Glad to see you Ungatt! I had to go to music lessons so I couldn't get on a t my regular time.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Roman leader: Look, there are a couple of people and a mole coming to us....why they look like Cranglems, your worst enemy's! GET THEM!!!!

Me: Uh, why are they running at us, yelling and drawing there swords? Maybe we should RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!

[Tam and Martin]

RUN!!! Look there's another army, the Greeks I think! Let's get them to fight for us!

[Ungatt Trunn]

But look, the Greeks want to kill us too! Quick, Burgo, when we cross that bend, dig us a tunnel really fast so that they won't find us. Maybe the Romans and the Greeks will start fighting each other and we can get away!

[Tam and Martin]

*Burgo* Hurr, zurr, oi'm on et! *starts digging hole*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Hurry, here come the Romans and the Greeks!

[Tam and Martin]

*Burgo* Thurr, ee 'oles bees roidy zurr!

*Tam* Thank you! Come on Ungatt!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Alright! *Jumps into hole** Wew, we made it! Hey, ware's pysbox? *Looks out of hole* Why, pysbox was a Guest this whole time! His costume fell off and now he's been captured by those Greeks. No wonder he didn't want us to come! The real pysbox must be back on earth...
*Turns to Tam and Burgo* Well, it looks like we wont be getting any help from them! Were to now? 

[Tam and Martin]

*Tam* Burgo has dug us a small place to get out without the army's seeing us. Let's find another army.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yes! Come on, guys! Lets go!
*A few minutes later*
Look, there's an army over there. Hopefully they aren't evil or...Ahhh! *Gets enveloped by net, along with Tam and Burgo* Oh, no! We've been captured by a Cannibal Army!!!!
Cannibal Leader: Tie 'dem over da fire! We have barbecue tonight!!!
*A few minutes later, Tam, Ungatt and Burgo are tied over a fire*
Well, how do we get out of this mess!?

[Tam and Martin]

*struggles against rope* Uhh, I'm not sure maybe......BURGO!

*Burgo* Hurr, oi'm jus' usin' moi diggen' clawers to saw through 'ee ropes!

*Tam* Thank you Burgo!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Cannibal Leader: Now we eat da captives! Geta them!!!
Me: Its too late! We are toast, literally!!!!!!
*All of a sudden, cannibals start yelling with fright, start grabbing weapons*
What!? What are they doing?
*All of a sudden, an army of Egyptians come running over the hill, firing arrows into the Cannibals ranks*
Look! Maybe we can escape while they are fighting!
*Then several arrows hit the ropes that Tam, Burgo and self were tied to, snapping them*
Look, we can get anyway now! Come on, lets get out of here!!!!!

[Tam and Martin]

*Runs* WHere are we running to?

[Ungatt Trunn]

I don't know, just away from this battle!
*A few minutes later*
*Plops on the ground with exhaustion* Will we ever find an army that will help us!?